What's your job???

[Yada Yada]

Who is admin...think about it guys...

I've spoken to admin a couple of times

That's not enough info for me. Any more clues? :?

 

[JohnK]

That's not enough info for me. Any more clues? :?

Clifford Reichlin. :wink: The founder of this wonderful site.

Hope I got the identity and the spelling right. :roll:

 

[Yada Yada]

That's not enough info for me. Any more clues? :?

Clifford Reichlin. :wink: The founder of this wonderful site.

Hope I got the identity and the spelling right. :roll:

Thanks John. Is this also the person who goes by the username clifford?

 

[JohnK]

That's not enough info for me. Any more clues? :?

Clifford Reichlin. :wink: The founder of this wonderful site.

Hope I got the identity and the spelling right. :roll:

Thanks John. Is this also the person who goes by the username clifford?

I think 2 different people.

 

[NM]

Can we please stop all this silly discussion about light bulbs.

Its has been well proven that the glass bublus devices that screw into sockets do not actually produce light, so how can we call them light bulbs? They do, in fact, consume darkness - thus making them dark suckers and not light generators.

This can easily be proven by noting the colour a fluorescent tube at the end of its life. The ends of the tube are in fact blackened since they have consumed all the darkness they are able to consume and have since expired as efficient dark suckers.

Another example is a blown bulb from you car break indicators. These also are blacked since they have consumed their fill of darkness.

Without power applied to a dark sucker it will not consume any darkness. Hence the natural state is one of darkness. So the only way to alter that natural darkness state is to remove the darkness. Hence when power is applied to a dark sucker, it goes about its task of clearing the darkness from the room. This happens very quickly as the darkness is drawn toward the dark sucker at the speed of darkness (which is equal in magnitude but in the opposite directional vector to what some misguided scientists would have us believe is the speed of light).

So please cease the continuation of the myth of light bulbs. Dark suckers do need to be replaced from time to time as they fill up due to the volume of consumed darkness. But since there is no such thing as a light bulb I can safely assure you that the answer to all these silly questions about the labour requirement for changing said mythical device is always "none, there is no such thing as a light bulb".

Now, a more appropriate question may be "how many HPs does it take to prove the theory of darkness?".

 

[JohnK]

Now, a more appropriate question may be "how many HPs does it take to prove the theory of darkness?".

After reading you theory of dark suckers again there are not enough HP's in a QP to prove the theory of darkness.

BTW How many IT consultants does it take to change a light bulb, I mean a dark sucker?

None. They just report it to reception and wait for maintenance to do it.

 

[MetroAir]

Can we please stop all this silly discussion about light bulbs.

Its has been well proven that the glass bublus devices that screw into sockets do not actually produce light, so how can we call them light bulbs? They do, in fact, consume darkness - thus making them dark suckers and not light generators.

This can easily be proven by noting the colour a fluorescent tube at the end of its life. The ends of the tube are in fact blackened since they have consumed all the darkness they are able to consume and have since expired as efficient dark suckers.

Another example is a blown bulb from you car break indicators. These also are blacked since they have consumed their fill of darkness.

Without power applied to a dark sucker it will not consume any darkness. Hence the natural state is one of darkness. So the only way to alter that natural darkness state is to remove the darkness. Hence when power is applied to a dark sucker, it goes about its task of clearing the darkness from the room. This happens very quickly as the darkness is drawn toward the dark sucker at the speed of darkness (which is equal in magnitude but in the opposite directional vector to what some misguided scientists would have us believe is the speed of light).

So please cease the continuation of the myth of light bulbs. Dark suckers do need to be replaced from time to time as they fill up due to the volume of consumed darkness. But since there is no such thing as a light bulb I can safely assure you that the answer to all these silly questions about the labour requirement for changing said mythical device is always "none, there is no such thing as a light bulb".

Now, a more appropriate question may be "how many HPs does it take to prove the theory of darkness?".

That, and browski's scientific theory about saturn are going into my 'Exceptionally good theories' book that I am going to write one day

 

[JenC]

Ok, back on topic.... :wink:

I am an Operations Coordinator. A what you ask? Think office manager/coordinator type of role. Look after 10 sites in the eastern states. Not much travel involved there though.

Have had many hats though: Liquor Manager, Duty Manager, Car Salesperson, Personal Assistant, Executive Assistant....

 

[NM]

That, and browski's scientific theory about saturn are going into my 'Exceptionally good theories' book that I am going to write one day

And don't forget to add Metric Time to the book 8) .

I can probably help with a few other theories as well :wink: .

 

[serfty]

How many MUA* workers does it take to change a L.. er Dark Sucker?



53! (Got a problem with that?) :twisted:


(*MUA: Maritime union of Australia)

 

[shillard]

How many MUA* workers does it take to change a L.. er Dark Sucker?



53! (Got a problem with that?) :twisted:


(*MUA: Maritime union of Australia)

Ah, those lazy bludgers.

I was in the J check-in line @ MEL a few months ago, on one of their big days of (in)action, and notice 3 MUA thugs, resplendid in their "Union: Strong and Proud" T-shirts and other povo paraphenalia in front of me.

I couldn't resist enquiring in an overly loud voice:

"Business Class? That's a bit burgeouise isn't it, comrades?"

Speechless stares of death were their only response. The silence would have been deafening, if not for the snickers and guffaws from the surrounding pax - and the QF check-in staff.

Your union dues at work, comrade.

 

[straitman]

That, and browski's scientific theory about saturn are going into my 'Exceptionally good theories' book that I am going to write one day

And don't forget to add Metric Time to the book 8) .

I can probably help with a few other theories as well :wink: .

Admin,

It's probably just about the right time for an NM specific theories forum :!: That would keep a lot of people here fully occupied for quite an extended period:!:

Sorry:!: What was the topic again :?: or Was there ever a topic :?:

 

[JohnK]

And don't forget to add Metric Time to the book 8) .

I can probably help with a few other theories as well :wink: .

Dark suckers, not light bulbs :? , metric time theory. Einstein could have had a little help with his theory of relativity and Darwin definately needed help with his theory of evolution. Where is good help when you need it. :roll:

You sure you can't be at the mini aff meeting at BNE on 26/12 with Lindsay to discuss some of these theories? I am assuming that Lindsay will still have the time, or patience, to be there as I know how busy he is most of the time.

 

[shillard]

Can we please stop all this silly discussion about light bulbs.

Its has been well proven that the glass bublus devices that screw into sockets do not actually produce light, so how can we call them light bulbs? They do, in fact, consume darkness - thus making them dark suckers and not light generators.

You forgot the most telling point in the whole conspiracy - the dark that gets sucked out is transmitted along the power lines back to the energy companies, who use it to generate electrickery.

They charge us for power that is generated by our own dark!

 

[ozziemuzza]

i sell craft and hobby tools www.burfitt.com.au

especially jewellery and beading as well as tools for all fabric and modeling crafts

best regards from the west
muzz

 

[NM]

You forgot the most telling point in the whole conspiracy - the dark that gets sucked out is transmitted along the power lines back to the energy companies, who use it to generate electrickery.

They charge us for power that is generated by our own dark!

And then they just release the extra back into the air. It appear as a dark smoke-like substance.

But this now gets to my theory of electricity. We are all taught at school that electricity is actually electrons flowing through the cable. They even try to tell us that they flow backwards, which we all know is untrue or else the vacuum cleaner motor would turn backwards and blow all that dust all over the house.

You can see from the information above that as the darkness runes through the electric wires, it is then in form of a mix of darkness and air, which appears as smoke. It is this "smoke" that makes the appliances operate. We know this because an appliance that has an electrical leak will release the "smoke" into the air, and we all know that once the smoke comes out of an appliance it will not work properly.

The electricity distribution companies have learned over many years of experimentation that the smoke flows through the cables most efficiently if you have multiple thin tubes for it to flow through. These are generally manufactured from copper with the inside of the tube being highly polished. The better the polished finish inside the small hollow copper tubing the less resistance to the flow of the smoke. In fact the copper tubing manufacturing process has improved so much over the last 20 years or so that the inner surface of these minute tubes are now polished to a mirror finish.

So it is quite accurate to say that electricity delivery is just smoke and mirrors.

 

[MetroAir]

Keep 'em coming! The books getting bigger!!

 

[BlacKnox]

I can keep it on-topic and indulge in the off-topic discussion. As a part-time ski instructor, I can tell you how many ski instructors it takes to change a light bulb - 10, one to screw the bulb in and the other nine to look on admiringly and say "nice turns". BlacKnox will appreciate that one .

Good one Craigo . Reminds me of the ubiquitous nice shot one hears when playing/ watching golf here :shock: .

 

[straitman]

Maybe it's time to look at this thread again to give some of the newer members a chance to tell us about themselves.

....or some of the old timers a chance to improve their image :!: :shock:

 

[canabear]

up untill recently i worked for a specialist software firm in consulting/project management. now i have moved to a management position at a former client in the logistics sector. Unfortunately so far this means i have not set foot on an aircraft in 4 months. hopefully things will turn around in the near future