Worse than feet on bulkheads

[Deleted member]

It's likely hood versus consequence.

It might be a great way to cop a knee in the face but I don't know anyone it's happened to. So the consequence is a knee to the face but the likely hood is low. (Depending on the drivers ability)

Interesting article.

Why you should never put your feet on the dash | Driver Training | The NRMA

 

[Deleted member]

IMHO. It doesn’t take much to consider the obvious repercussions of such and act.

 

[Captain Halliday]

Meet Mr 5D.

Picking and rubbing and scratching away at dead skin and heavens knows what else.

Just near his big toe you can see 4D in which was seated a well known AFFer.

I didn’t have the heart to mention it to the AFFer concerned until after the meal service.

You know who you are .

 

[Justinf]

Taken by me on a Delta flight from Denver to LAX a couple of weeks ago. Giving new meaning to the term 'first class'.

 

[Flying Fox]

I think that I have found No.1 for the list -

Passenger caught on camera peeing on plane seat

AN EXTRAORDINARY photograph has captured the moment an airline passenger peed against the back of a seat during a flight.



What is wrong with these people???

 

[Melburnian1]

Maybe, Flying Fox, nothing ought surprise us any longer - but that sure does. I'm glad that the photo omits some 'detail.'

Imagine the odour in time (perhaps best not to.) Cretinous!

 

[Daver6]

I think that I have found No.1 for the list -

Passenger caught on camera peeing on plane seat

AN EXTRAORDINARY photograph has captured the moment an airline passenger peed against the back of a seat during a flight.

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What is wrong with these people???

Probably didn't want the hassle of going through the curtain to use the J bathroom and been known as "Y scum"

 

[Ausbt]

I think that I have found No.1 for the list -

Well, may we say 'Number 1' for now, because as we can all imagine there is only really one thing that will top this disgraceful effort. Ewwwwww.

Does this guy ever fly? Sure hope not! Brisbane man dubbed the 'poo jogger' is charged by police | Daily Mail Online

 

[Quickstatus]

Well maybe he was on a flight where they left the seat belts on for a inordinately long time. An aviator in these fora posted that seat belt on means that. If you have to pee well that’s too bad.

 

[JohnK]

Well maybe he was on a flight where they left the seat belts on for a inordinately long time. An aviator in these fora posted that seat belt on means that. If you have to pee well that’s too bad.

Not quite right. I was once very very desperate to go and the seat belt sign was on and was on for a while. I was given permission by the crew to go to the toilet and it may have been the business class toilet.

My other option was to pee in my pants and that would not have been very desirable.

 

[MEL_Traveller]

Well maybe he was on a flight where they left the seat belts on for a inordinately long time. An aviator in these fora posted that seat belt on means that. If you have to pee well that’s too bad.

Even in the USA if the seat belt sign is on the cabin crew will leave the decision to the passenger. They will remind you the sign is on, but they won't specifically refuse or authorise you to use the bathroom

 

[Quickstatus]

Yes understand all that and the realities of competing priorities, though from the aviator’s POV there is only one priority.

 

[drron]

Which makes mine from last week on UA pretty tame but back on topic.

 

[Strategic Aviation]

Does this guy ever fly?

Only with his girlfriend - Jogger defecates in stranger’s front yard - News.com.au.

Even in the USA if the seat belt sign is on the cabin crew will leave the decision to the passenger. They will remind you the sign is on, but they won't specifically refuse or authorise you to use the bathroom

Can You Use the Bathroom While the Seat Belt Sign is On? The Definitive Legal Answer - View from the Wing

As I explained nearly three years ago generally flight attendants don’t actually care if you use the lavatory while the seat belt sign is on. They have to tell you that the seat belt sign is on. They cannot tell you it is ok for you to use the lavatory.

I watch passengers, over and over, asking permission. The flight attendant cannot give you permission. Because what if something bad happened? That’s on them and the airline. But if they advise you that the seat belt sign is on and you go anyway it’s pretty much on you.

Now, of course, you must follow flight attendant instructions. So if they actually do tell you to sit down, you’d best do it. Most of the time passengers think a flight attendant is telling them to sit down when they’re just saying the seat belt sign is on. Occasionally I see flight attendants saying ‘the seat belt sign is on’ while making faces and motioning passengers into the lav.

That’s the practical real world answer. What about the law? Finally we have that answer too.

* It is a violation of 14 C.F.R. 121.317(f) not to have your seat belt fastened when the seat belt sign is on. Civil penalties up to $10,000 could be assessed. However there has been no enforcement action taken against a passenger solely for violating this rule in the last 5 years.

The penalty was imposed on a male passenger who harassed a female passenger, though the seatbelt sign violation by itself "did not merit a penalty" (only in conjunction with disobeying FA instructions).

 

[Quickstatus]

On a flight from LAX-SFO we had bad weather and the flight crew mentioned that the seatbelt would be on the entire flight and inflight service suspended.

After a while someone had to go. He went. The cabin crew did not stop him but suggested he use both hands holding on to seats as he went past or braces against overhead luggage compartment.
It was a Embraer so you can stand up if less than 6.5 feet tall.
Within a short period other “busting” passengers started queuing up.

Why is it when at work people can go for hours without needing the loo but when flying, some need the loo as soon as they board an aircraft?

 

[MEL_Traveller]

Why is it when at work people can go for hours without needing the loo but when flying, some need the loo as soon as they board an aircraft?

Oh. That's easy to answer See discussion here: Lack of curtains separating Business and Economy on 737

 

[dajop]

I think that I have found No.1 for the list -

Passenger caught on camera peeing on plane seat

AN EXTRAORDINARY photograph has captured the moment an airline passenger peed against the back of a seat during a flight.

Well done, we have a winner!!! ("Worse than feet on bulkheads"),

 

[Denali]

Warning if youre in an office environment but otherwise, look ma, no hands, (click the twitter vid)

There’s drunk, there’s blackout drunk, and then there’s this guy who dropped trou at an airport and peed everywhere

 

[Ausbt]

ook ma, no hands

That's an interesting technique right there. Strong argument that many men should be forced to sit down when relieving themselves really. Oh, we are back to the LAX-SFO guy again, never mind

 

[Quickstatus]

T Strong argument that many men should be forced to sit down when relieving themselves really. Oh, we are back to the LAX-SFO guy again, never mind

I doubt that that would improve the aim....