You know you are a frequent flyer when ...

[samh004]

I offer assistance with the demo on full flights. Some appreciate the gesture and some don't feel comfortable.

I encounter similar.

 

[Moindardt]

How about if you missus and kids don't mind going YVR-PHX-SFO-JFK-LHR-OSL-LHR-HKG-BNE in J rather than Y YVR-SYD-BNE in Y.

It gets better. We got back late last week (they also did JFK-YVR in J) and our number 2 says this morning:

"Having trouble going to the toilet at night. I keep trying to take off my seatbelt."

 

[DGTravels]

When every morning it takes you a few seconds to figure out where you are/city you are in.

 

[TheRealTMA]

When every morning it takes you a few seconds to figure out where you are/city you are in.

Isn't that normal?

 

[JohnK]

When you see car number plates you try figure out the airport code.

 

[JessicaTam]

When you see car number plates you try figure out the airport code.

So that's not just me!

 

[Deleted member 29185]

When you see car number plates you try figure out the airport code.

You're sick JohnK...seek help! (I would never have done that....much )

EDIT....and JT is no better!

 

[Deleted member 29185]

.....you negotiate a deal and the first thought (before how much is this going to cost) is whether we can land and lift an ATR 42/500 (or possibly an ATR 42/300) on a 1500m runway @600m and 30C ambient (no obstacles and reduced payload possible if anyone wants a stab)!

 

[Fiches Mouser]

When you negotiate a deal and the first thought (before how much is this going to cost) is whether we can land an ATR 42/500 on a 1500m runway @600m and 30C ambient!

What business are you in?!

 

[TheRealTMA]

When you see car number plates you try figure out the airport code.

Better than reciting the Dewey Decimal classification and subject.

 

[Deleted member 29185]

What business are you in?!

Would you believe me if I said that you wouldn't believe me even if I told you? (BTW...many AFFers know what I do and it's nothing exciting......but a living)!

 

[Fiches Mouser]

Would you believe me if I said that you wouldn't believe me if I told you?

I would... not?

Well now I'm intrigued!

 

[Deleted member 29185]

Well now I'm intrigued!

So now my ego is baited so I can tell you that I work for more than one Government, as well as running a 33 year old enterprise that doesn't appear in the yellow pages as well as being on the books of a multinational corporation (previously, a lot more)!

Sound intriguing? Just call me 007!........

Sorry to disappoint but all the above is true, but I'm simply a teacher and an advisor.....sorry, nothing exciting......I still hate rubber thongs!

 

[Fiches Mouser]

So now my ego is baited so I can tell you that I work for more than one Government, as well as running a 33 year old enterprise that doesn't appear in the yellow pages as well as being on the books of a multinational corporation (previously, a lot more)!

Sound intriguing? Just call me 007!........

Sorry to disappoint but all the above is true, but I'm simply a teacher and an advisor.....sorry, nothing exciting......I still hate rubber thongs!

I think I get the idea... but as my father says, don't let the truth get in the way of a good story!

 

[Deleted member 29185]

I think I get the idea... but as my father says, don't let the truth get in the way of a good story!

Just no pleasing some people!

Now scurry off and get me my martini......shaken, not stirred!

 

[Fiches Mouser]

Just no pleasing some people!

Now scurry off and get me my martini......shaken, not stirred!

Ah... that's the way!

Part of the AFF fun is that you can be whoever you want to be.

 

[Deleted member 29185]

I think I get the idea... but as my father says, don't let the truth get in the way of a good story!

Wise man, your father!

 

[Fiches Mouser]

Wise man, your father!

I think he takes a bit too literally sometimes...

Sorry, this is way OT!

 

[Aeolus]

Kinda relieved there are other car plate=airport code converters out there . I haven't flown this week and felt like both my legs have been cut off!

 

[Cruiser Elite]

......... you know there are exactly 304 steps from passing immig to seated in your favourite seat in MEL SKL F Lounge.