You know you are a frequent flyer when ...

Inpatient in pain wearing Qantas PJs: Doc my stomach really aches..
ICUDr: oh Qantas pjs.. They are very comfy aren't they?. Do you fly often?
Pt and Dr get distracted talking about flying.
Nurse asks: So, do you guys want to discuss the analgesia plan?! Both patient and doctor start laughing hahhaha

The really important question here is; were they F or J pyjamas.

(maybe that could be an appendix to the original post?)
 
Answering questions on this forum can be considered a frequent flyer thing and reading painful tortured replies one should be awarded PJ's from F :D :D
 
Your laundry is full of complimentary shampoo, soaps, shower caps, shoe shines

Mrs GPH doesn't stock pile for very long. All of our accumulated soap shampoo etc gets made up into small zip lock bags, and gets donated to a women's shelter.
 
When you see car number plates you try figure out the airport code.

So that's not just me!

Never mind city codes, how about when number plates are aircraft regos!

Spotted two cars is adjacent lanes that had TBG & TBQ which were both TAA 727's.

Get home to see the neighbours 2nd car in the drive with VYG - a QF 738 rego.

It's getting ridiculous as they keep on jumping out at me.
 
Here's some evidence. This was just a simple trip to Officeworks.
 

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... the compartments in your wardrobe for amenities kits and pyjamas are full and you have to separate them by travel class.
 
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.........one of your really good customers call you and says 'Hello Cruiser - how did your trip go?' - 'Umm - which trip was that?' - 'Weren't you in Tianjin last week?' - 'Oh that trip - yes it was really good!'
 
... the compartments in your wardrobe for amenities kits and pyjamas are full and you have to separate them by travel class.
Yes! And after two weeks at home you start looking longingly at those F pyjamas and decide you need new ones ASAP.

.........one of your really good customers call you and says 'Hello Cruiser - how did your trip go?' - 'Umm - which trip was that?' - 'Weren't you in Tianjin last week?' - 'Oh that trip - yes it was really good!'
I always feel like such a W when I have to ask "sorry, which trip?"
 
you have to twist a colleague's arm to use the cabana in HKG, and within minutes there is a facebook post about how they must always travel with you in the future.
 
The TGV in France is a perfect replacement for short-haul flights.
Paris - Lyon in 2 hours - compared to 1 hour actual flight time which turns into 3-4 hours when you factor in between 30 minutes and an hour getting from Paris to CDG/ORY, another hour before departure, and an hour collecting luggage and getting from LYS to Lyon at the other end.
As much as I love flying it's hard to choose a flight over the TGV on a route like this!

Esseeeayeenn you are the most frequent poster this month I am sure ....... That elusive 1000 post coming up !!!!!
This fact makes a FF :D :D :D
 
Esseeeayeenn you are the most frequent poster this month I am sure ....... That elusive 1000 post coming up !!!!!
This fact makes a FF :D :D :D


You're such a cynic. I'm just trying to be a more active participant in the community.
However stop me after I hit 1000 - I can cope with being "established" but I'm not ready to be a "senior" member!
 
...you end up in prison because you just had to get those points.

One of those was self-styled Islamic preacher Junaid Thorne, who flew from Perth to Sydney.
A Sydney court was told he used an alias to evade security services who he believed were "interested" in him.
He was only caught because his airline loyalty account was linked to his booking.
He was convicted and sentenced to eight months in prison last year.


http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-02-...-identity-checks-at-domestic-airports/7205600

From another thread
 
.. thanks to your highly developed terminal navigation skills you can exit your domestic flight behind half the plane, hit the ATM/Forex/coffee bar enroute to Intl and still finish in front of them at intl check-in/customs/lounge/gate. This is particularly true of Mel
 

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