You know you're addicted to flying when...

[Keith009]

• You get a pat down at an international secondary screening point, instead of thinking, "This is such an invasion of privacy!" you're thinking, "This tickles!"

The first time I queued up for FRA security screening in T1C for flights to the US, I was wondering why I was hearing giggles from the front of the queue. When i got to the front and saw what's happening, I finally understood. When it was finally my turn I remember thinking, "This feels like a come on!" Luckily the nice German boyo doing it was serious eye candy. :shock:

 

[haydensydney]

...you have an extensive (and catalogued) video collection of each and every take off & landing

Yes I'm a geek

 

[Dee Thom]

When the taxi driver gives you a blank look when you answer DJ to his question of which airline ....

Cheers Dee

 

[munitalP]

When the taxi driver gives you a blank look when you answer DJ to his question of which airline ....

Cheers Dee

LOL



Mr!

 

[MDC]

you've built up an immunity to DJ's chicken wraps.

 

[Dee Thom]

you've built up an immunity to DJ's chicken wraps

I was brought up on Kentucky Fried Muck !!!!!!!!

Cheers Dee

 

[simongr]

When you refer to a particular seat on an aircraft (eg. 4A) as your seat!

I have that for the SYD F lounge and the Wing..

 

[Warks]

When you book a flight for the first of the month so you can do all the puzzles first in the in-flight magazine!

 

[docjames]

You're leaving hospital and you ask where the duty free section is (true story).

I think he meant the pharmac_......

 

[notzac]

You're leaving hospital and you ask where the duty free section is (true story).

Ah, a duty free store is just like a pharmac_ with a limited inventory..

 

[Alanslegal]

You know you're definitely addicted to flying when........ you know how to buy 1 SC for the cost less than it does to buy a litre of petrol.

 

[NM]

When you book a flight for the first of the month so you can do all the puzzles first in the in-flight magazine!

And you are really disappointed when they have not replaced the magazines by the 3rd day of the new month.

 

[NM]

I have that for the SYD F lounge and the Wing..

Someone was using MY cabana when I was last at The Wing :shock:

 

[Dee Thom]

Someone was using MY cabana when I was last at The Wing :shock:

There's always Chicken wraps ..........

Cheers Dee

 

[barrieh]

When the flight crew announce that due to a change of runway (@ JFK) your A/C is now 34th of 55 queued to take off and you think ''mmm more time to take pics of other aircraft as they taxi".

 

[munitalP]

There's always Chicken wraps ..........

Cheers Dee

Do you mean Chicken caesar Seizure Wraps as served on DJ?

:shock:

Mr!

 

[Warks]

You choose new shoes for their lack of metal.

 

[serfty]

You choose new shoes for their lack of metal.

... and their lack of laces ...

 

[Bundy Bear]

You know you're addicted to flying when..

You fly to Melbourne via Sydney and back just for the F Lounge; and you do it more than once in the same year.
You book an itinerary that includes a flight on Jetstar just to fly on MD11.
You go flying a domestic flight in another country on a Saturday afternoon, just for the fun of it.
You win a ticket/lottery to fly on the inaugural A380 flight from SYD-SIN
You fly on the first regular scheduled A380 from SIN-SYD on the A380
You fly on the inaugural DJ(Pacific Blue CHC-BNE) flight.
You pay for business class on the Emirates A380.
You change your simple LAX-BNE itinerary to fly LAX-SYD-BNE to get on the A380.
You change to a later LHR-AMS flight to spend another 2 hours in LHR T5.
You fly AKL-WLG-CHC for a few extra dollars just to have a look around WLG airport.
You pay $3,800 to Qantas just for lounge access for the rest of your life or their life depends on what ends first.
You fly to Perth via BNE-NTL-SYD-CBR-MEL-MGB-ADL-PER just to try a few new airlines.
You book SYD-PPQ-CFS-BNE to try a new aircraft.
You fly STL-IAH-MCO just to fly on a 1 new airline; 2 new aircraft and fly via one new airport.
You fly CNS-TSV via ISA to fly on the ATR42.
You are jealous of someone who flew AMS-LHR-DXB-JNB-DXB-LHR just for the weekend.
You flew to Mackay just to try out the F100, and flew back on the Dash 8-300 via Rockhampton.
You flew BNE-SYD-MEL-HBA and returned HBA-MEL-ABX-SYD-BNE
You spend way to much time on AFF and Flyertalk.
You know all the airport codes in my post. :shock:
You are jealous of anyone who has flown Concorde. :shock: :mrgreen:

 

[Jacques Vert]

When the check-in chick has your boarding pass printed before you reach the counter (and she knows your destination even though you have forgotten)!