A bit of humour

[Major]

Looks like you reeled us in...hook, line and sinker

 

[Strategic Aviation]

QR: ARN xDOH - Australia J ~A$3100

Those two airports make me think of:-

 

[love_the_life]

QR: ARN xDOH - Australia J ~A$3100

Those two airports make me think of:-

Very clever.

 

[love_the_life]

Not about flying but about travel I suppose

 

[JessicaTam]

Not about flying but about travel I suppose

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That reminds me:

(about 50 secs in)

 

[Captain Halliday]

As you fly a sector you don’t really need to retain status, or try to explain it to a non-FF:

 

[Bundy Bear]

I liked the dogs in the photo.

 

[codash1099]

 

[Bundy Bear]

More humour than an actual quote.

 

[codash1099]

 

[get me outta here]

Talking of Wills and things ...

 

[get me outta here]

Talking of wine meet ups ....

 

[codash1099]

 

[codash1099]

 

[Hvr]

I poured root beer into a square glass; and all I have now is beer.

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I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

 

[Major]

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied

"Will you spend this on green fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"

"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a hot shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?

The man replied, "That's okay. It's very important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking and golf."

 

[codash1099]

 

[Major]

Reminds me of the Vodka Burner

 

[marki]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1860113934013190

 

[drron]

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