A bit of humour

[Strategic Aviation]

Emirates to Launch Direct Flights Between Dubai Terminals 1 and 3

That website's news about Syria is most disturbing:-

Syria Only “Weeks Away” From Bono Charity Single, Warns UN

As the world continues to reel from the latest harrowing revelations from Syria’s ongoing civil war, a fresh terror is now driving urgent efforts to find a lasting solution: the news U2 frontman Bono has ‘taken to the studio’ with the aim of producing a stirring ballad to highlight the suffering.

According to a UN report published this morning, Syria is now “just weeks away from a Bono charity single”, and opposing sides must “act with immediacy to prevent further unimaginable suffering”.

“The mere thought of [Bono] looking earnestly into the camera, pulling a pained expression and rhyming something with Aleppo should be enough to bring President Assad to the negotiations table immediately,” said a UN spokesperson. “We desperately urge all parties to lay down their arms and work towards a viable peace plan to ensure whatever he’s recording never sees the light of day.”

Refugee camps across Lebanon have been put on high alert for the arrival of Bono, Bob Geldof and “probably Chris Martin” following rumours of a music video that will see them “crouching on a muddy floor while surrounded by smiling children in ragged clothes”.

 

[mrs.dr.ron]

 

[love_the_life]

Scientists have discovered a new kind of Black Hole that has a gravitational field so intense that no treats or dropped food scraps can escape.

 

[codash1099]

 

[Flashback]

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Must be Ryanair and people who opted for free seats and their lovely random allocation.

 

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[Major]

Q. Do you know why Barnaby Joyce is like IKEA furniture?




A. One screw in the wrong place and the whole cabinet falls apart!

 

[straitman]

 

[Hvr]

How is a penguin's house built?

Igloos together.

 

[codash1099]

I was doing an overnight at a hotel away from home. I took my computer down to the bar to do some data entries. I sat down at the bar and I asked the bartender,

‘What’s the wifi password?’

Bartender: 'You need to buy a drink first.'

Me: 'Okay, I’ll have a beer.'

Bartender: 'We have Molson’s Canadian on tap'

Me: 'Sure. How much is that?'

Bartender: '$8.00.'

Me: 'Here you are. OK now, what’s the wifi password?'

Bartender: ' "youneedtobuyadrinkfirst"; No spaces and all lowercase.'

 

[Major]

Call me sentimental, but it is a beautiful sight to see one nesting high up in a majestic Eucalypt!

I've seen many remarkable nature photographs over the years, but this photo of a nesting Falcon in an old tree is perhaps the best of all.



http://i.imgur.com/YW6Fufm.jpg

 

[love_the_life]

Call me sentimental, but it is a beautiful sight to see one nesting high up in a majestic Eucalypt!

I've seen many remarkable nature photographs over the years, but this photo of a nesting Falcon in an old tree is perhaps the best of all.



http://i.imgur.com/YW6Fufm.jpg

Now that is clever!

 

[cove]

Better fit a tire and use a bit of gaffer tape if you want that Falcon to fly.

 

[straitman]

Better fit a tire and use a bit of gaffer tape if you want that Falcon to fly.

Even then it’s glide angle would be steeper than any helicopter.

 

[mrs.dr.ron]

 

[love_the_life]

Boom boom

 

[Hvr]

How do you know if a clock is still hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

 

[straitman]

How do you know if a clock is still hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

We definitely need a cry or ignore button.

 

[JessicaTam]

We definitely need a cry or ignore button.

As a moderator, you do have the 'disappear' button!