A bit of humour

[VPS]

Do you know what happened to the dog that swallowed a watch?


It got ticks.

You need to get a job to keep you away from this thread

 

[JohnK]

When I get a notification that "Hvr replied to the thread", I shudder.

Turn off notifications?

 

[JessicaTam]

Do you know what happened to the dog that swallowed a watch?


It got ticks.

Not a very good watch-dog then!

 

[VPS]

Not a very good watch-dog then!

Please Miss Moderator can we have a Groooaaaan button

 

[JohnK]

Not a very good watch-dog then!

Time to cut the bad jokes!

 

[Major]

I wish we could wind back this thread

 

[drron]

Watch out.I may have to clock someone.

 

[codash1099]

I think this is a wind-up.

 

[JessicaTam]

Fortunately I have been travelling so haven't had to face all the second-hand puns.

 

[love_the_life]

I promise, my only political post here....

 

[Flashback]

What kind of bear enjoys hanging out in light rain?

A drizzly bear.

 

[codash1099]

What kind of bear enjoys hanging out in light rain?

A drizzly bear.

Et tu, Brute?

 

[drron]

Some witty sayings on cards in Christchurch today.

Menopausal women are hot.

We are in a strange and wonderful relationship.
Apparently I'm strange ans she is wonderful.

Money isn't everything.But it makes the kids keep in touch.

I'm going to cashin my super the day I retire and live like a king.
Not sure yet of my plans for Day 2.

A party without cake is just a meeting-Julia Childs.

 

[Bundy Bear]

Some words to think of



And better than one of those HVR and following clock echos.

 

[Cossie]

I think this is a wind-up.

Maybe someone should call time on this thread................

 

[VPS]

Ok it’s time to stop the clock

 

[Hvr]

Maybe someone should call time on this thread................

Sorry, it's been grandfathered!

 

[Flashback]

Ok it’s time to stop the clock

Tick tock ........ still waiting!

 

[Bundy Bear]

I had a hen who could count her own eggs. She was a mathemachicken.

 

[craven morehead]

Good old DeathStar