codash1099
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A few pertinent questions:
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Aren't all generalizations false?
Does anybody ever vanish with a trace?
How can "quite a lot" and "quite a few" mean the same thing?
What do people in China call their good plates?
When an agnostic dies, does he go to the "great perhaps"?
If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the "terminal"?
If a case of the clap spreads, is it then considered a case of the applause?
How can the weather be "hot as hell" one day and "cold as hell" another?
If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently?
What does it mean if you break a mirror with a rabbit's foot?
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
Could someone ever get addicted to counseling? If so, how could you treat them?
How many people thought of the Post-It note before it was invented but just didn't have anything to jot it down on?
Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?
Would a part-time bandleader be considered a semi-conductor?
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
If the folks at the psychic hotlines were really psychic, wouldn't they call you first?
If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made from?
If a lawyer and an IRS agent were drowning, and you could only save one, would you go to lunch or read the paper?
How can there be self-help "groups"?
If it only takes one dollar a day to feed a child in Africa, why does it take two dollars a day to lose weight with Jenny Craig?
How can someone "draw a blank"?
What could cough actors possibly do for fun during their time off?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Aren't all generalizations false?
Does anybody ever vanish with a trace?
How can "quite a lot" and "quite a few" mean the same thing?
What do people in China call their good plates?
When an agnostic dies, does he go to the "great perhaps"?
If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the "terminal"?
If a case of the clap spreads, is it then considered a case of the applause?
How can the weather be "hot as hell" one day and "cold as hell" another?
If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently?
What does it mean if you break a mirror with a rabbit's foot?
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
Could someone ever get addicted to counseling? If so, how could you treat them?
How many people thought of the Post-It note before it was invented but just didn't have anything to jot it down on?
Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?
Would a part-time bandleader be considered a semi-conductor?
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
If the folks at the psychic hotlines were really psychic, wouldn't they call you first?
If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made from?
If a lawyer and an IRS agent were drowning, and you could only save one, would you go to lunch or read the paper?
How can there be self-help "groups"?
If it only takes one dollar a day to feed a child in Africa, why does it take two dollars a day to lose weight with Jenny Craig?
How can someone "draw a blank"?
What could cough actors possibly do for fun during their time off?
