A bit of humour

[Hvr]

I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia.

She leaned over and whispered......."They are right behind you"

 

[Hvr]

 

[codash1099]

 

[Flashback]

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Just like Jet Airways, may that husband also RIP.

 

[Maca44]

Q. What do panties and nail polish have in common.
A. They can both be removed with alcohol

 

[Buzzard]

@Hvr and @Major this is a humour thread

That's why you should just gloss over it.

 

[Mrsfefe]

A buzzard carrying two dead badgers tried to check in at the airport for his flight.
The gate attendant told him, "Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one carrion."

 

[Bundy Bear]

Got to find the right balance

 

[Hvr]

What did Dr Pepper have his degree in?

Theoretical Fizz-ics

 

[straitman]

 

[cosi]

 

[straitman]

I’ve learned two important lessons in my life,
I can’t recall the first one but the second done is that I need to start writing stuff down.​

 

[straitman]

My wife was going through her wardrobe, she said "look at this, it still fits me after 25 years".

I said "it should, it's a scarf."

 

[straitman]

 

[Hvr]

My wife was going through her wardrobe, she said "look at this, it still fits me after 25 years".

I said "it should, it's a scarf."

You'll be lucky if she only sues you.

 

[p--and--t]

You'll be lucky if she only sues you.

I was thinking she'd be checking if it's long enough for a hanging.

 

[Hvr]

Did you know that nine out of ten people with a fear of hurdles never get over it?

 

[NM]

If you boil a funny bone ... you get a laughing stock.

Well, it was humorous

 

[p--and--t]

If you boil a funny bone ... you get a laughing stock.

Well, it was humorous

OMG, do we now have a competition between Hvr and NM

Still no groan button in sight.

Are admin asleep or what ????

 

[straitman]

OMG, do we now have a competition between Hvr and NM

Still no groan button in sight.

Are admin asleep or what ????

That’s funnier than hvr’s jokes!