A bit of humour

[straitman]

 

[drron]

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Actually I do.But have never been game enough to try it on a plane.

 

[Captain Halliday]

Actually I do.But have never been game enough to try it on a plane.

Too much information @drron

 

[Hvr]

Did you hear about the person who took the airline to court because they lost his luggage?


He lost his case.

 

[JessicaTam]

Did you hear about the person who took the airline to court because they lost his luggage?


He lost his case.

The judge said it was open and shut.

 

[drron]

That's better than a groan button JT.Case closed.

 

[Hvr]

What happens when you eat aluminum foil?

You sheet metal.

 

[drron]

Hvr.That's a wrap.

 

[juddles]

My "son in law" is at uni at Canberra. I laughed so loud when I heard that at a recent meeting about global warming they were all dying of cold

 

[Geegeela]

A pic for Hvr.

 

[drron]

My goodness some Canadian company is plagiarizing Hvr.
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[Hvr]

I really don't like French waiters. They give me the crepes.

 

[Captain Halliday]

I really enjoy Michael McIntyre’s standup and the routine he does about flying in this clip I’ve seen before.

But I’d never seen the full segment. The elaborate and funny set up of the BA pilot is terrific.

 

[amaroo]

100 grand in black bean sauce - gold!

 

[Hvr]

Once again, Wiley gets it.

 

[straitman]

 

[Hvr]

Did you hear about the recent sheep dog trials?

So far, no word on how many were found guilty.

 

[VPS]

Real-Life 'Fruit Ninja' Attempt Ends in Inflatable Pool Disaster

"Before it happens you think 'no way is it going to happen'"

time.com

I love this

 

[Hvr]

 

[Hvr]

Why are atoms hard to trust?

They make up everything.

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"Dave drowned. So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt.

Well, it's what he would have wanted."

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"I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell."

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I don't know why I did so poorly in my mathematics exam.
It wasn't through lack of effort; I gave it 110%