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I don't have time to iron, and if i do, I don't.
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On a beautiful summer's day, two American tourists are driving through Wales.
At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch, they stop for lunch, and one of the tourists asks the waitress, “Before we order, I wonder if you could settle an argument for us? Can you pronounce where we are, very, very, very slowly?”
The waitress leans over and says, “Burrr . . . gurrr . . . king.”
At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysiliogogoch, they stop for lunch, and one of the tourists asks the waitress, “Before we order, I wonder if you could settle an argument for us? Can you pronounce where we are, very, very, very slowly?”
The waitress leans over and says, “Burrr . . . gurrr . . . king.”
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A man visiting Australia fell ill and was taken to the local Sisters of Mercy Hospital to be treated. He was told he'd be given the traditional remedy for his illness, a hot tea brewed with local ingredients.
When his first cup of medicinal tea was brought to him, he sipped it and promptly spat out, "There's some kind of fur in this tea!"
"Yes," the sister caring for him said; "the koala tea of Mercy is unstrained ..."
When his first cup of medicinal tea was brought to him, he sipped it and promptly spat out, "There's some kind of fur in this tea!"
"Yes," the sister caring for him said; "the koala tea of Mercy is unstrained ..."
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And the fifth type - "Hey, this glass is twice as big as it needed to be"
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A person walks into their therapist’s office, saying “I’m afraid of the song ‘Summer Nights’ from Grease”.
The therapist says: “Tell me more.”
The therapist says: “Tell me more.”
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