A bit of humour

[Hvr]

There was an ad for Tradies underwear on TV today - um - never heard the male anatomy referred to as the 'meat and veg'. (If you haven't seen the ad, it says that it keeps the meat and veg secure/in place/similar)

What about 'beans and frank'?

 

[Cruiser Elite]

CE You must have been a naughty little boy at sometime.

Rap sheet a mile long mate

Edit: I just read what pred text did for me

 

[love_the_life]

Meat and 2 veg has been around for 60 years!

I must have lived a sheltered life. Never heard it before.

 

[drron]

Either have I l_t_l and as a med student have lived far from a sheltered life.

 

[coriander]

Either have I l_t_l and as a med student have lived far from a sheltered life.

Vets must be more"basic" than medicos.

Apropos of meat and two veg....

A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicl_s black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicl_s black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicl_s, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicl_s gently in the other. She looks very closely and says,

"There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely: "Are. My. Test. Results. Back?"

 

[JohnM]

Bell Tower Times again (trigger warning: language):

IN FOCUS: Giving Medical Advice On Social Media | The Bell Tower Times

Pandemics can be a frustrating time for armchair-immunologists. All these so-called “doctors” and “health professionals” swinging their Ph-Dicks around the

thebelltowertimes.com

 

[Major]

 

[TomVexille]

Bell Tower Times again (trigger warning: language):

IN FOCUS: Giving Medical Advice On Social Media | The Bell Tower Times

Pandemics can be a frustrating time for armchair-immunologists. All these so-called “doctors” and “health professionals” swinging their Ph-Dicks around the

thebelltowertimes.com

They didn't miss

 

[coriander]

 

[Cruiser Elite]

 

[Bundy Bear]

That’s it

 

[JohnM]

Belle again.

Ms Coronavirus Self Isolation | The Bell Tower Times

It has been 10 days since Celeste’s $10k emergency flight home from Thailand and she doesn’t feel she is exaggerating when she says she is very much the face

thebelltowertimes.com

 

[drron]

.

 

[VPS]

Not sure where to put this

https://twitter.com/x/status/1243929689867145216

 

[Black Duck]

 

[Black Duck]

I am sure they meant to say the donkey shouldn't be free to wander. Sitting quietly wondering might have a different effect. Perhaps this should also be in the grammar thread.

 

[Cruiser Elite]

 

[MathNerd]

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You've outdone yourself with these crackers mate!

 

[Happy Trails]

Size doesn't matter...

My wife tells me that a small cough isn't a problem.
But, to be honest, I'd rather she didn't have one at all.

 

[get me outta here]

I don't think you mean that.

My wife tells me that a small cough isn't a problem.
But, to be honest, I'd rather she didn't have one at all.