A psychiatrist was conducting a Group Therapy Session with five young mothers and their small children.”You all have obsessions” he stated. “ I am concerned that these individual obsessions are going to impact your children”.
To the first mother he said: “ Mary you are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy”.
He turned to the second mum: “Ann your obsession is with money. It manifests itself in your children’s names of Penny, Goldie and Frank “.
He turned to the third mum: “ Joyce your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your children’s names of Brandy and Sherry. You even have a cat named Whisky”.
He then turned to the fourth mum: “June your obsession is with flowers. Your girls are named Rose, Daphne and Poppy.
At this point the fifth mother Kathy got up from her seat, took her little boy by the hand and whispered:
Come on Dick, this guy has no idea what he’s talking about, grab Fanny and Willy, we’re leaving......