A bit of humour

sagittariusdrake · Apr 9, 2020

Was it prescient of me to discover this in January?

And foolhardy not to have bought (but did download a sample)
I could be prepping & hoarding all sorts of things behind boarded up doors & windows with 'social distancing' tools at hand

NM · Apr 9, 2020

love_the_life · Apr 9, 2020

NM said:
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Now that I can relate to

Flashback · Apr 9, 2020

This time last year, we were looking forward to leaving the EU. Now, we're just looking forward to leaving the house.

Major · Apr 10, 2020

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab. Then, the shaking driver said "are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me..."
The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said "I didn't realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly."

The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely my fault, today is my very first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for 25 years..."