A bit of humour

[NM]

A friend who was a mortgage broker went out of business. He lost interest.

 

[Ansett]

 

[mrs.dr.ron]

 

[drron]

 

[love_the_life]

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Is there a groan button????

 

[codash1099]

I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork.

It was plane that I nailed it, but nobody saw it.

 

[drron]

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[TheRealTMA]

 

[NM]

I found a tailor to make me a new suit ... or sew it seams

 

[TheRealTMA]

 

[NM]

I quit my job as a personal trainer. I was not big or strong enough for the job. So I gave my too-weak notice.

 

[mrs.dr.ron]

 

[NM]

The apprentice baker did very well at his trade school. He made the honour roll.

 

[JessicaTam]

The apprentice baker did very well at his trade school. He made the honour roll.

You do realise that these jokes are pretty crummy, don't you?

 

[TheRealTMA]

You do realise that these jokes are pretty crummy, don't you?

Reminds me of the fellow with the pedigree dog that the ducks kept chasing in the park and trying to eat. It was a pure bread.

 

[drron]

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[NM]

You do realise that these jokes are pretty crummy, don't you?

He only did it for the money ... He kneaded the dough

 

[straitman]

You do realise that these jokes are pretty crummy, don't you?

Dough!

 

[mrs.dr.ron]

 

[TheRealTMA]

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