A bit of humour

[JessicaTam]

Asking for an archeologist friend ... Does anyone know a good psychotherapist?

His career is in ruins

These jokes really are crumbling. You are scraping the bottom. Please dig deep for something better tomorrow.

 

[Major]

What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up his own incision? Suture self.

 

[codash1099]

I own the world's worst thesaurus. Not only is it awful, it's awful.

 

[codash1099]

I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.

 

[Major]

I told my carpenter I didn't want carpeted steps. He gave me a blank stair.

 

[love_the_life]

Post automatically merged: Mar 2, 2021

 

[NM]

Did you hear about the police officer who refused to get out of bed in the morning?

He was an undercover cop.

 

[Brissy1]

I own the world's worst thesaurus. Not only is it awful, it's awful.

Oh that's, let me think...awful

 

[Major]

Studies show cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them. It's a case of in one ear and out the udder.

 

[NM]

To all my coworkers who talk about me behind my back - you discussed me.

 

[JessicaTam]

I have just ticked off the first item on my bucket list. I now have a bucket.

(Thanks Nancy)

 

[mrs.dr.ron]

 

[NM]

A friend was fired from his road construction job for theft.

I didn't believe it, but when I visited him at his home, all the signs were there.

 

[TheRealTMA]

 

[drron]

 

[TheRealTMA]

 

[mrs.dr.ron]

 

[NM]

A new smash repair business has opened near me. It comes highly wreck-amended.

 

[NM]

The local caricature artist was arrested yesterday. He did always seem a little sketchy.

 

[drron]

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