A bit of humour

[NM]

Carbon Dating - A new mobile app for retired chemists seeking love.

 

[NM]

In this week's edition of Clowning Around, the news tabloid for circus performers, we read that the elephants have all gone on strike. They have had enough of working for peanuts.

 

[NM]

When I went for my 2:30pm dentist appointment yesterday, I could not understand what the dentist was saying. He had my x-rays in his mouth. When I ask him about it, he said they were tooth pics.

 

[AIRwin]

When I went for my 2:30pm dentist appointment yesterday, I could not understand what the dentist was saying. He had my x-rays in his mouth. When I ask him about it, he said they were tooth pics.

He should use them to prop open his eyes when he's sleepy - then he'll have X-ray vision...

 

[codash1099]

Do you think we'll ever have invisible planes? Personally, I can't see them taking off.

 

[codash1099]

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

At sundae school.

 

[mrs.dr.ron]

Exactly how many people have a copy of HVRs joke book ???

 

[NM]

Exactly how many people have a copy of HVRs joke book ???

Or, we might well ask whose joke book HVR has borrowed?

 

[drron]

No @Hvr's jokes are of a higher standard.I really miss him.

 

[codash1099]

No @Hvr's jokes are of a higher standard.I really miss him.

There is no standard.

 

[TheRealTMA]

There is no standard.

Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?

 

[kelvedon]

I don’t believe in astrology. I’m an Aries !

 

[NM]

There is no standard.

A standard is just a common point from which we deviate.

 

[TheRealTMA]

A standard is just a common point from which we deviate.

Andrew S. Tanenbaum: The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from.

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[TheRealTMA]

 

[TheRealTMA]

 

[Flashback]

 

[NM]

Student: Why are we dissecting mushrooms?

Teacher: Because studying fungus is a cultured way to mold young minds.

 

[straitman]

... and one for the cat lovers:

My cat was just sick on the carpet. I don't think he's feline well.

 

[TomVexille]