A bit of humour

[mrs.dr.ron]

 

[jonboixxx]

 

[mrs.dr.ron]

 

[TheRealTMA]

Not funny actually.

 

[JohnM]

More from the Ironclad Hotel, Marble Bar.

 

[mrs.dr.ron]

 

[TheRealTMA]

 

[Hvr]

If a drummer comes out of retirement, are there repercussions?

 

[Gold60]

If a drummer comes out of retirement, are there repercussions?

only if they've still got the beat....

 

[straitman]

An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup when the doctor asked how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an 18 year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?" The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day he went out in a bit of a hurry and accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun." The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle. And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried. Dumbfounded, the old man replied, "No, what?" The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him." "That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must of shot the bear." "That's kind of what I'm getting at," replied the doctor.

 

[jonboixxx]

 

[straitman]

 

[straitman]

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.
The woman is kind of surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and is quite impressed by his sensitive side.

She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love.

After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there, together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling.

"Well, how was it?"

The bloke says: "You can have any prize from the bottom shelf"

 

[straitman]

Following on from post #8432.

 

[jonboixxx]

 

[jonboixxx]

 

[cosi]

 

[Maca44]

 

[Colin 2905]

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^^^ Gladys Kennett?

 

[drron]

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