A bit of humour

[TheRealTMA]

One for bush bashers!

 

[straitman]

There is nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.
I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this guy handled it.

A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.

The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'

'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. '

'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.

The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'

The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'

'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'

'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter...

Mess with seniors, and you're going to lose....(yep, sure are)

 

[Hvr]

 

[Hvr]

 

[straitman]

 

[drron]

 

[Mrsfefe]

 

[coriander]

I gave Hvr 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh.

Sadly, no pun in ten did.

 

[Flashback]

Groan. The door is that way --------->

 

[Hvr]

 

[Hvr]

 

[Hvr]

 

[Hvr]

 

[Major]

 

[JohnM]

Eddie To Miss 3 Weeks With Debilitating Bruised Ego After Being Denied Entry To WA | The Bell Tower Times

Eddie McGuire is in intensive care following a brutal dose of reality that he wasn’t above the rest of the population when it came to WA’s border policy.

www.thebelltowertimes.com

 

[kamchatsky]

Glady's new COVID restriction rules!!!!!

 

[VPS]

Classic

Alabama husband shot by wife’s boyfriend who was living in their home

An Alabama husband was shot by his wife’s boyfriend who was secretly living in the couple’s home. The shooting took place on Aug. 15 at around 9 p.m. Mobile County Sheriff’s Offic…

www.nydailynews.com

 

[Hvr]

Classic

Alabama husband shot by wife’s boyfriend who was living in their home

An Alabama husband was shot by his wife’s boyfriend who was secretly living in the couple’s home. The shooting took place on Aug. 15 at around 9 p.m. Mobile County Sheriff’s Offic…

www.nydailynews.com

Were they a brother/sister couple?

 

[TheRealTMA]

 

[Ansett]