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A man stops into a biker bar for a drink...
As he is sitting there staring at his drink a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly and the man burst into tears.
"This is the worst day of my life!" he says.
"I'm a complete failure.
"I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me.
"When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have insurance.
"I left my wallet in the uber I took home.
"I found my wife in bed with another man and my dog bit me"
"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in with a poison and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing!"
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"But enough about me, how's your day going?"
was it the same movie as the banana fight? (skip to 36 sec onwards)I had seen this in a Tamil movie. It was shot in an open wheat field where a guy who just found out that his girlfriend is forced into marrying someone else. He decides to end his life by mixing poison & alcohol and keeps staring at it, when the comedian walks-in and drinks the whole glass in one gulp
Accurate? Just because the slices have been cut doesn’t mean they have been eaten
Yes you can't have your pie and eat it too...Accurate? Just because the slices have been cut doesn’t mean they have been eaten
If the pies is any good it would have been eaten.Accurate? Just because the slices have been cut doesn’t mean they have been eaten
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