A bit of humour

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We've finally dumped the climate destroying petrol guzzling tyre destroying bush basher for a good car have we? :)

Ummm, that would be good fuel economy diesel-guzzling... 🤔 :p

The vehicle has nothing to do with me. I spotted the personalised number plate pic on the interweb. Maybe not highly funny, but credit due for originality, I thought.
 
Ummm, that would be good fuel economy diesel-guzzling... 🤔 :p

The vehicle has nothing to do with me. I spotted the personalised number plate pic on the interweb. Maybe not highly funny, but credit due for originality, I thought.
Diesel? Surely you're joking Mr JohnM!
 
I was sitting at a bar one time, when I noticed that, next to me, an old drunk was hassling one of the biggest, toughest guys I’d ever seen.

The old guy was clearly blasted, and kept getting in the tough guy’s face, saying “I slept with your mother.”

Despite being huge and jacked, the tough guy just kept shrugging it off. The old guy laughed in the tough guy’s face, saying it again. “Hey, I slept with your mother.”

Then, the old man even poked him, and repeated himself, “No seriously, I slept with your mother.”

At this point, finally, the tough guy had had enough.

He grabbed the old man by his jacket and began to pull him out of the bar, yelling,

“That’s it. We’re going home, Dad. You’re drunk.”
 

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