A bit of humour

[Scr77]

 

[mrs.dr.ron]

Apple Computer announced today
that it has developed
a computer chip that can store
and play high fidelity music
in women's breast implants.

The iTit will cost between
$499.00 and $699.00
depending on speaker size.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough
because women have always complained
about men staring at their cough
and not listening to them.​

 

[Hvr]

Why are dead birds worth so much money?

They don’t go cheap.

Post automatically merged: Jul 21, 2022

 

[Ansett]

 

[mrs.dr.ron]

 

[mrs.dr.ron]

 

[drron]

 

[Mrsfefe]

Post automatically merged: Jul 23, 2022

 

[Ansett]

 

[codash1099]

 

[Hvr]

Father O'Flannagan dies due to old age. Upon entering St.Peter's gate, there is another man in front, waiting to go into heaven. St. Peter asks the man, "What is your name what did you accomplish during your life?". The man responds "My name is Joe Cohen, and I was a New York city Taxi driver for 14 years" "Very well," says St. Peter, "Here is your silk robe and golden scepter, now you may walk in the streets of our Lord."

St. Peter looks at the Father, and asks "What is your name and what did you accomplish?" He responds, "I'm Father O'Flannagan, and have devoted the last 62 years to the Lord". "Very well," says St. Peter, "Here is your cotton robe and wooden staff, you may enter." "Wait a minute," says O'Flannagan, "You gave the taxi driver a silk robe and golden scepter, why did I only get a cotton robe and wooden staff?".

"Well," St. Peter replied, "We work on a performance scale, you see while you preached, everyone slept, when he drove taxis, everyone prayed!"

 

[TheRealTMA]

Italian corretto!

Daneil Ricciardo calls Lando Norris a "s***head" as he gets his Italian wrong

Daniel Ricciardo may need to brush up on his Italian, as well as his F1 form, after inadvertently aiming a slur at teammate Lando Norris after the French Grand Prix

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[Major]

 

[Ansett]

 

[Flashback]

I'll just leave this one here.......

 

[prozac]

Today I came across a real estate ad for a property in Windsor, NSW, in the "heart of the Hawkesbury!". For those oblivious to recent news, the Hawkesbury region has been underwater a couple of times this year.
The ad begins ... "Overflowing with ...". Not a term I'd use to advertise a property in this district right now.

 

[drron]

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[prozac]

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[VPS]

I guess this is funny but also very sad

 

[VPS]

Cottaging translated