A bit of humour

Hvr · Oct 1, 2022

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Major · Oct 1, 2022

prozac · Oct 1, 2022

An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
“We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. "I'm sick of her face, and
I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up.

Now, the son is worried. So he calls up his sister. She says, "They’re not getting
divorced!" and calls her father immediately. "You’re not getting divorced! Don't do
another thing, the two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then,
don't call a lawyer, don't file a paper, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and she hangs up.

The old man turns to his wife and says "Okay, they’re coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares."

prozac · Oct 2, 2022

Eels a wondrous creators, moray's more so. Ask any diver about hand feeding and have one gently scrape food off your fingers. On the other hand when you are fishing and a landed moray bites clean through your leather gloved hand as you are trying to return it to the sea the pain is severe. Here's a singalong...