A bit of humour

[medhead]

Dilbert
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[medhead]

dilbert rents a car - could be from Dave's on the gold coast
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[codash1099]

Don't you just hate it when you go to a Vuvuzela concert and some idiots start to play soccer and you can't concentrate on the music!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[codash1099]

After Nigeria was eliminated from the world cup, the Nigerian goalkeeper has personally offered to refund the expenses of fans that travelled to South Africa.

He said he just needs their bank details and pin numbers and he will do the rest.

 

[drron]

I wonder if this fellow sued the airline-
YouTube - BLAH!

 

[codash1099]

HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK...

1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it "Julia Gillard". ****

3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

5. Your PC will ask you. "Do you really want to get rid of Julia Gillard?"

6. Firmly Click "Yes."

7. Feel better? Have a nice day.




PS: It worked on Kevin Rudd.

*** Insert name of your choice

 

[hvb]

A baby fur seal walked into a club.......ouch

hvb

I just scrolled through this thread and realised i posted the same line twice in 5 days and no picked me up on it......too much booze. Note to self .........

hvb

 

[medhead]

I just scrolled through this thread and realised i posted the same line twice in 5 days and no picked me up on it......too much booze. Note to self .........

hvb

I didn't realise it was you both times. Just thought the second one was from someone who hadn't bothered to read the thread :shock:

 

[NM]

I just scrolled through this thread and realised i posted the same line twice in 5 days and no picked me up on it......too much booze. Note to self .........

hvb

Don't worry ... I did the same once

 

[NM]

I just scrolled through this thread and realised i posted the same line twice in 5 days and no picked me up on it......too much booze. Note to self .........

hvb

Don't worry ... I did the same once

 

[codash1099]

Got my son an iPhone for his birthday the other week, and recently got my daughter an iPod for hers.

Was dead chuffed when the family clubbed together and bought me an iPad for father’s day.

Got my wife an iRon for her birthday.It was around then that the fight started......

 

[QF WP]

Oh LMAO at that one in the Melbourne Hilton South Wharf Exec Lounge, got a couple of strange looks. I like that one...that'll be shared with appropriate people (maybe not my wife)

 

[Flashback]

Got my son an iPhone for his birthday the other week, and recently got my daughter an iPod for hers.

Was dead chuffed when the family clubbed together and bought me an iPad for father’s day.

Got my wife an iRon for her birthday.It was around then that the fight started......

Hrm.. I don't get it

 

[anat0l]

Hrm.. I don't get it

Well, you didn't buy one!

 

[Flashback]

Well, you didn't buy one!

But.. iRon?

 

[anat0l]

But.. iRon?

Try reading it without the 'R' capitalised?

 

[Flashback]

Try reading it without the 'R' capitalised?

Ahh! It always passes by us with the advanced intellects so easily

 

[drron]

Ahh! It always passes by us with the advanced intellects so easily

And just maybe we will all let that one pass us by.

 

[Flashback]

And just maybe we will all let that one pass us by.

Indeed

 

[anat0l]

And just maybe we will all let that one pass us by.

Indeed

Coming soon to an Apple store near you: a robot AA EXP who plays golf. Order now and get a complementing fembot who is a Prada shopaholic.

Environmentally friendly - made from a single piece of anodised aluminium. Has magnetic personality.


Now if I'm a wise man, i'dRun