A bit of humour

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In Moscow, a nun was standing on a corner waiting for a bus. A Russian soldier ran up to the nun. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt, I'll explain later.”
The nun grudgingly agreed. A moment later two Russian military police ran up and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?”
The nun pointed, “He went that way."
After the military police ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, “I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Ukraine.” The nun said, “I understand completely.” The soldier added, “I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!”
The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would’ve seen a great pair of balls. I don't want to go to Ukraine either.”
 

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