A bit of humour

[mrs.dr.ron]

 

[Ansett]

 

[mrs.dr.ron]

 

[Ade]

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I don't think I understand ...

 

[prozac]

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I don't think I understand ...

It resolves when you say it out loud.

 

[Ade]

QF44 WhY - opened and saw my NP masterpiece looked exactly how I felt... FA was as interested and engaging as the attendent handing out sheets of bog roll in a Bombay latrine....
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Is this supposed to be beef, mashed potatoes & green beans? what's at the left side of the box - some sauce?

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It resolves when you say it out loud.

Ahhhhh ... got it now thank you @prozac

 

[SYD]

It resolves when you say it out loud.

My gym trainer missed that bit earlier today.… But he did think was halarious once explained.

 

[mrs.dr.ron]

@SYD - here is one for your gym trainer ........

 

[VPS]

Local Facebook group (not mine)

 

[VPS]

Very appropriate for travellers

Name a city that changed your life

 

[Tropic]

Is this supposed to be beef, mashed potatoes & green beans? what's at the left side of the box - some sauce?

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Ahhhhh ... got it now thank you @prozac

Not sure what it was as I just put the lid down (and flushed...). I tried to hand it back to the FA but got a vacant stare, so was stuck with it until rubbish collection. I suspect it would've looked just as appetising before they dropped the box...

 

[drron]

We are getting a new app on the Sunshine Coast. Probably going to be popular.

 

[coriander]

A lady walks into Harrods.

She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little 'woops' and prays that a salesperson was not anywhere near. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her – good looking as well.

Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like Harrods.
He politely greets the lady with, "Good day Madam. How may we help you today?"

Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little 'incident', she asks,

"What is the price of this lovely bracelet?"

He answers, "Madam – if you farted just looking at it –

you're going to cough yourself when I tell you the price".......

 

[mrs.dr.ron]

 

[mrs.dr.ron]

 

[TheRealTMA]

BREAKING: CovidSafe data breach leads to hackers gaining absolutely no data on anyone

 

[prozac]

This sign can be purchased, personalised to suit.

 

[Ansett]

 

[coriander]

Was just talking to my neighbour who works in ER.

Any interesting cases?" I asked.

He replied " I don't want to bore you with details but the "Dyson Ball Cleaner" is a dangerously misleading product name."

 

[coriander]

The only thing Flat Earthers fear – is sphere itself.