A bit of humour

[Cruiser Elite]

Post automatically merged: Aug 27, 2023

 

[cosi]

 

[drron]

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his:
Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out. "Business trip or pleasure?"
She turned, smiled and said. "Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen Sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked. “What’s your Business at this convention?"
“Lecturer." She responded. "I use information that I have learned from my Personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
“Really?” He said. “And what kind of myths are there?”
“Well.” She explained. “One popular myth is that African-American men are The most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Mexican Descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with Absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.. "I’m Sorry." She said, “I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t even know your name."
"Tonto." The man said. "Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba."

 

[drron]

 

[Blackadder]

 

[There'sOnlyOneJimmy]

#Satire….

New Premium Qantas Service to Include Flight
The Shovel / August 31, 2023 at 11:55AM

National carrier Qantas has announced a special new top-end fare that will allow customers to enjoy a flight on an aeroplane with every flight purchased. It represents a step-up from standard Qantas fares, which include a flight confirmation email, but not the flight itself.

CEO Alan Joyce said as the premium carrier in the market, Qantas was always looking for new ways to delight its customers. “We thought about different ways we can add value to the Qantas experience – a free snack, an extra luggage allowance – and then we had this idea of including an airline flight. It was quite a breakthrough moment,” he said.
Customer services manager Elise Samadas said the new service was the result of extensive research. “We asked customers what they really want out of a flight, and being flown to their destination was right up at the top of the list, which surprised us,” she said.
Joyce said they were well set up to offer the service, given they already had aeroplanes. “I’ve always wondered why we had all of these aeroplanes, and now it just seems to make so much sense,” he said.
The new ‘Flying-Class’ fares will come at a premium cost, to reflect the extra service. Customers can choose to upgrade further, by having their baggage flown to the same destination as them.

 

[VPS]

I just hope that insurance didn't cover this - not sure what is happening with the link though

An American blogger decided to take a ride through a field in a Ferrari at top speed. As a result, the dry grass caught fire and burned the $400,000 supercar. The fire also destroyed a Chrysler Pacifica minivan that the filming crew was using.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1693962860513124863

 

[TheRealTMA]

I just hope that insurance didn't cover this - not sure what is happening with the link though

An American blogger decided to take a ride through a field in a Ferrari at top speed. As a result, the dry grass caught fire and burned the $400,000 supercar. The fire also destroyed a Chrysler Pacifica minivan that the filming crew was using.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1693962860513124863

Candidate for the Darwin Award!

 

[Blackadder]

 

[prozac]

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Why I won't swim in a resort pool with a bar in it .....

 

[Hvr]

 

[Hvr]

 

[JohnM]

 

[Blackadder]

 

[SYD]

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Lemon fresh….

 

[mrs.dr.ron]

 

[straitman]

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How did it taste?

 

[SYD]

Multiple 6 wk excursions this year can also have this affect!

 

[prozac]

Reminds me of a time when I worked with a bloke who needed better underwear.

 

[Cossie]

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Reminds me of a time when I worked with a bloke who needed better underwear.

Many years ago I worked with a Kiwi male that didn’t like to wear undies, we used to spend a bit of time up and down ladders, was a tad embarrassing when he was wearing shorts and the farmer and others would come for a peek at us building their very expensive grass silo.