A bit of humour

[love_the_life]

All lives matter

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Not in my house they don't! They sit on the balcony of the apartment upstairs and poop so that I am forever cleaning our window ledges! Mongrels.

 

[Flashback]

Q: What do you call a Norwegian prostitute?
A: A Fjord Escort

 

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[dajop]

Just happening across some excerpts from one of my favorite shows as a teenager. Still ever so relevant today.

“We’re supposed to be preparing children for a working life, three quarters of the time they are bored stiff” (Hon Jim Hacker, PM)

“Well I should have thought that being bored stiff for three quarters of the time is an excellent preparation for working life” (Sir Humphrey Appleby)

 

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Just happening across some excerpts from one of my favorite shows as a teenager. Still ever so relevant today.

“We’re supposed to be preparing children for a working life, three quarters of the time they are bored stiff” (Hon Jim Hacker, PM)

“Well I should have thought that being bored stiff for three quarters of the time is an excellent preparation for working life” (Sir Humphrey Appleby)

I loved that TV show and went on to buy the books and re-read the excellent narrative. It clearly reminded me of some of my early days at work in the PMG's department.

 

[Hvr]

What do you call an alligator in a vest?


An investigator.

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?


Outlaws are wanted.

 

[Cruiser Elite]

 

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[drron]

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[JohnM]

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He was always getting into a muddle about which way round his fingers ought to go, apparently driving his minders nuts in the process - but it's handy that he did stuff it up and get photographed using the wrong version.

 

[sagittariusdrake]

From Twitter

The awkward lessons of my luxury lockdown in Kensington

Edit: link added after much frustration.

 

[alieninperth]

From Twitter

The awkward lessons of my luxury lockdown in Kensington

Edit: link added after much frustration.

I don't know if that is real or not. I mean clearly its pomposity and willful blindness is amusing, but I'm not convinced the writer meant this to be amusing. The first half is Cottesloe barbie, and then it gets all serious.

Maybe I need to read more of the FT.

 

[sagittariusdrake]

I take it as searing satire, but am uncertain if ft is/was able to discriminate (sic) between that & peer review (sicx2)

 

[mrs.dr.ron]

 

[alieninperth]

I take it as searing satire, but am uncertain if ft is/was able to discriminate (sic) between that & peer review (sicx2)

Well lets be generous and say it's satire then.

 

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