A bit of humour

[Black Duck]

 

[straitman]

A man walks into an apiary and asks the beekeeper for a dozen bees. To which the beekeeper replies, “Sure, and I’ll throw in the 13th as a freebie

 

[NM]

When I got to work this morning, my boss stormed up to me and challenged, "You missed work yesterday, didn't you?"

Apparently "No, not really" was not the correct answer.

 

[codash1099]

Post automatically merged: Mar 22, 2021

 

[Major]

 

[TheRealTMA]

 

[TheRealTMA]

 

[NM]

I went goes to see my supervisor at work yesterday. "Boss," I said, "we're doing some heavy housecleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic, the garage and the shed, moving and lifting all the heavy stuff."

"Sorry, but we're shorthanded here," my boss replied. "I can't give you the day off."

"Thanks, boss. I knew I could count on you!"

 

[mrs.dr.ron]

 

[drron]

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[straitman]

 

[Ade]

How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? You will see one later and one in a while

(definately an older person joke!)

I don't think I follow ...

 

[drron]

You obviously weren't young in the 50s.

 

[JohnM]

Better version :

 

[TomVexille]

You obviously weren't young in the 50s.

Or the 90s...

 

[Bundy Bear]

Too good not to share

 

[Ade]

You obviously weren't young in the 50s.

Or the 90s...

I started my life on earth in the 90s

 

[straitman]

Why did the raisin go out with the prune?

Because he couldn’t find a date.

 

[There'sOnlyOneJimmy]

My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex, but my wife insists it says dyslexia...

 

[NM]

I gave up my seat on the bus to a blind person.

Apparently that was the cause of the accident for which I was sacked as a driver at the bus company.