A bit of humour

[jonboixxx]

 

[Hvr]

 

[Hvr]

 

[Hvr]

 

[Hvr]

The inventor of the computer mouse has died.
They should have right clicked and saved him.


OMG. I just found out '50 Shades of Grey' is some kind of erotic book.
I had just assumed it was the weather forecast for July

 

[Hvr]

My girlfriend accused me of stealing her thesaurus

Not only was I shocked, I was also aghast, appalled, and dismayed.

 

[Hvr]

 

[Hvr]

I made a typing mistake when trying to upload a calendar app to my phone.

I ended up with a colander app.

All it does is drain the battery.

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A bird of prey has started nesting at the bottom of our garden. It doesn't do anything during the day,but I've noticed its very active at night especially when i start playing 80's pop music.

Our-kestrel-maneuvers-in-the-dark.

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I've just laid a chicken proof lawn.
Its impeccable

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One night a blonde teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her parents, and they were appalled by his appearance: leather jacket, motorcycle boots, tattoos, and pierced nose. Later, the parents pulled their daughter aside and confessed their concern.

“Dear,” said the mother diplomatically, “he just doesn’t seem very nice.”

“Mum,” replied the daughter, “if he wasn’t nice, why would he be doing 5000 hours of community service?”

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Sick of cliques?
Join the club

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The only thing I take seriously in the newspapers today is fish and chips.

And even that, I take with a pinch of salt.

 

[Ansett]

 

[MelMel]

Melburnians will understand

 

[JohnM]

Melburnians will understand

We have the Baysie (ie. Bayswater) Bridge in PER: How Many Days Since The Bayswater Bridge Has Been Hit?

The Guvmt is going to stuff up this iconic entertainment by finally building something over or under it.

 

[Scr77]

We have the Baysie (ie. Bayswater) Bridge in PER: How Many Days Since The Bayswater Bridge Has Been Hit?

The Guvmt is going to stuff up this iconic entertainment by finally building something over or under it.

Sorry, but Melbourne wins.....our bridge is 80cm lower!

I don’t know how trucks hit it. The bridge is so low that it gets your attention when driving a car!

 

[Captain Halliday]

Oi!

The Oxley Rail Bridge in Brisbane is also 3.6m and gets plenty of unwanted modifications.

 

[mrs.dr.ron]

 

[codash1099]

 

[TheRealTMA]

 

[Cossie]

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Mind you, I have had a couple of pizzas over the years where you were better off eating the box!

 

[Bundy Bear]

Antivaxxers

 

[straitman]

Stop looking for the perfect match…use a lighter

 

[Ansett]