All this talk by Qantas about not providing fee for no service really reminds me of this classic Qantas tunes - Status for Nothin'
Now look at them yo-yos, that's the way you do it
You stand in queue in Sydney
That ain't flyin', that's the way you do it
Status for nothin' and your vouchers for free
Now that ain't flyin', that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya, them guys ain't dumb
Maybe miss your lil domestic flight
Maybe get stranded in Taiwan
We got to handle your calls, Platinum Ones
We got to move these checked bags, we got to tow this A380
See the little fa_got with the earring and the make up
Yeah, buddy, that's his own hair
That little fa_got got his own jet airplane
That little fa_got, he's a millionaire
We got to handle your calls, Platinum Ones
We got to move these checked bags, we got to tow this A380
Looky here, look out
I should've learned to fly with other's money
I should've learned how to milage run
Look at that mama, she got it stickin' on the baggage tag
We could have some
And he's up there, what's that?
Hawaiian noises?
Bangin' on the Qantas desk
That ain't flyin', that's the way you do it
Get your status for nothin', and your vouchers for free
We got to handle your calls, Platinum Ones
We got to move these checked bags, we got to tow this A380
Listen here
Now that ain't flyin' that's the way you do it
You stand in queue in Sydney
That ain't flyin', that's the way you do it
Status for nothin' and your vouchers for free
Status for nothin', vouchers for free
Get your status for nothin' and your vouchers for free
Get your status for nothin' and your vouchers for free
Get your status for nothin' and your vouchers for free
Look at that, look at that
Get your status for nothin' (Stranded, Stranded)
Vouchers for free (Stranded in Sydney)
Status for nothin', vouchers for free (Stranded, stranded, stranded in Sydney)
Get your status for nothin' (Stranded, stranded)
And your vouchers for free (Stranded in Sydney)
Get your status for nothin' (Stranded, stranded)
And your vouchers for free (Stranded in Sydney)
Easy, easy status for nothin' (Stranded, stranded)
Easy, easy vouchers for free (Stranded in Sydney)
Vouchers for free (Stranded in Sydney)
That ain't flyin'
Status for nothing, vouchers for free
Status for nothing, vouchers for free
-RooFlyer88