The portaloo cleaning man has a plan.
Him: Where is your Prince today? (Mr Denali)
Me: Hes at the Chriopractor
Him: *confused look*
Me: The back doctor (and I wave and I go inside)
Then I go back outside
Him: Your neighbour building a beautiful home, I hope next year I can buy a home.
Me: Thats our house we're building, we're living here (points to MILs house) while we're building that (points)
Him: So your husband has been admitted? (as in a hospital?)
Me: No, he'll be back in an hour, its just a check up
Him: Im hoping to find a partner as well so I can buy a new home and stop paying rent
followed by idle chat until I can go back inside.
I told Mr Denali that the portaloo man was scoping out his chances of an easy inheritance
Mr Denali