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About 15 years ago, a drug company was releasing a new veterinary cardiac drug. As part of their introductory deal they offered a top-of-range Littman Cardio stethescope with a $400 purchase of the drug. The rep handed me her demo stethescope, I placed it on my chest, listened and then said "wow, I'm going to make a fortune, this stethescope comes with a built-in murmur!" "No it doesn't" she replied.... then "oh no!" as it clicked as to what I'd just said.Amusingly Dr FM used him as a practise patient (in spite of being a bit bigger and a lot older than her normal ones), the day before her clinical exam and she detected the murmur and sent him off to his GP for further investigation
I was about due for my check up so went to my GP and as he performed his exam I commented that I'd scored a Littman cardio stethescope but it was faulty as every time I listened to myself, I heard a murmur! He listened to my chest and said "yep, mine's got the same fault!"
Cardiologists faffed around with me for a couple of years then referred me for robotic surgery. Awesome - only in hospital for 3 days, back at work in 3 weeks. No ongoing "ratsak" required.
I will always remember the surgery date - 14 Feb - "couldn't be a better day to mend a broken heart" was my surgeon's comment!