Our Dr Ralph's been cheated by someone since you all know when(the weekend actually),
So he made up his mind this bulltish must come to an end.
Look at him now, will he ever learn?
I don't know how, because he can be quite stern.
There's a raging fire within his soul.
Just one look and I can hear a bell ring,
Just another look and I can see a waiter sing.
Terra Mia, does he go again?
My my, I think he can resist it .
Terra Mia, put on a real show for him.
My my, just how pissed was he to now be delisted?
Yes, Ralphy's been brokenhearted,
Blue since the day he farted.
Why, why did he ever let it go?
Terra Mia, now we all really do know !
My my, I would never want to go,
I've been angry and sad about things that they allegedly do.
Like charging massive credit card surcharges for some simple Italian food.
And when he left, did Ralphy slam the door?
I think you know that you won't be away too long.
But there are many other places to dine in woollongong.
Or sit at home with a nice bottle of grog,
Sippin out of the riedels while sucking on a bong.
