....meanwhile in the not too distant future our intrepid Mr Hancock, occupant of seat 48C, is in the A380 onboard business lounge enjoying his champagne, a little too much I fear, and delighting in the welcoming atmosphere of IFE skycam.....
"mmmmm excuse me!"
"Yes Mr Hancock?"
"mmmm I need to go to the restroom please."
"Oh"
"This champagne, and of course the welcoming atmosphere of the IFE skycam, has rather overcome me and I really need to pay a quick visit to the restroom"
"Oh...mmmmm"
"Did I stress that I urgently need to go to the restroom...is there one near the business class lounge?"
"Mr Hancock this is all rather difficult, unfortunately there is a queue seven deep for the business class toilets - everyone is changing into their pyjamas, and I'm not sure you would be allowed into the business class restrooms anyway, and you are definitely not allowed into the First Class toilets. Could you just, well, how can I put it, errr.....wait?"
"It's become quite pressing, do you have an empty champagne bottle, I'm really rather good on the aiming front, maybe I could just sneak into the corner of the business lounge...could you hold a blanket up?"
"That would not be acceptable Mr Hancock, I will need to consult the instruction book, could you hold for a minute? Will this elastic band help?"
".....Oh Dear!"