Based on all the polls Abbott and Co. will govern the country come September 7th. Glad I put some $ on them at $1.20 early last week, this week the odds are now down to $1.09 .... now I win either way, with $ (or the unlikely event Kevin 13 eventuates). And the $ I deposited into my betting account from my ANZ credit card - in true frequent flyer hoarding points style - earns QF points and surprisingly, the money deposit is not treated as a cash advance either.
I will be away come election day on some island famously known as Ibiza partying to some beats whilst I commiserate the loss of Labor. Yes many think they suck but to me, Abbott sucks just a tad more. Ok, now when I get back from my european getaway it appears the Abbott magic wand will fix all of the 'problems'. First up, my electricity bill will drop around 9% The greenhouse emissions have dropped even though the policy maker does not believe that climate change happens! If my girlfriend gets pregnant during our vacation, I will make the most of the $75K paid maternity, however why do things in halves Mr Abbott? We'd prefer 100% paid maternity, tax our top businesses 1% instead of the 0.5% the Liberal will impose. Anyway that's off point, do we choose the Range Rover Evoque or a BMW 328 Touring? I can't decide between those two! And since that's a hard choice, try pre-booking our main meal on our Thai Airways flights this Thursday which had 62 different meal choices, life is getting a bit harder.
Ok now I am off to find a early voting place so I can cast my vote today. My electorate, imo probably the most progressive in Australia, will romp home with a Labor win. Sadly, not enough to return Kevin 13.