I put the W in WP today.
This morning I was flying out of Perth for an interstate port where I would transit for another interstate port. I'd wanted to be at the gate before the first boarding call was made but I was held back in the lounge. However, I took a punt (long odds, I know) and suspected a priority boarding call wasn't made.
I went to the service desk and asked why a priority boarding call wasn't made for my flight.
Desk agent: We only do those for international flights.
Me: Actually, that's not correct. I can show you a printout where it applies to domestic flights also. [I leant down to my bag.]
Desk agent: No that's fine. You're welcome to joing the line and board at your convenience.
Me: But that's not priority boarding. Who should I speak to?
Desk agent: You can speak to the agent at the gate.
Recalling that a number of other members had been told to simply push in front, I first walked alongside the queue, waiting for about half a minute until the gate agent gave me attention and presented my Platinum card:
Me: Hi, I'd like to board please.
Gate agent 1: [A look of 'what about the line, you clown?'] You need to join the end of the queue.
Me: But there wasn't a priority boarding call made so I assumed I just needed to push to the front.
Gate agent 1: No but you can board at your convenience.
Me: Okay. I'll be sitting down over there then [very close to the gate].
Then the fun began.
Boarding finished about 12 or so minutes prior to the scheduled departure time. At this time, gate agent 1 came across to me and said 'Please come through' or something to that effect'. I said 'No, thank you. I'm boarding at my convenience." He got the point and moved away.
A minute or two passed and then I was paged as the last remaning passenger and "proceed without delay". I didn't move.
A short time later gate agent 2 came across to speak with me.
Gate agent 2: Mr danger, the flight is closed and you're the last remaining passenger to board.
Me: Boarding does not close until 15 [sic: 5 is what I said] minutes before the flight. I was told I could board at my convenience so I'm doing so.
Another minute passed and I was paged a second time. Once again, I didn't move. I waited probably another minute before gate agent 2 came over and said that it was now time to board and I risked being off-loaded. I reckon I still had a couple of minutes up my sleeve but I said "I think there's still a couple of minutes to go but I think I've made my point so I will board now".