Saw some sad DYKWIA's on Sat morning.
Flying from Melb to Syd on 737-400, there was only 1 boarding lane open (general boarding) as there was only 1 staff member.
The priority boarding queue was roped off and closed, a DYKWIA thought it was his entitlement to only board via that lane so he 'undid' the rope strutted down priority lane and stood there like a stunned mullet meanwhile all the people boarding via the normal queue kept giving him dirty looks.
After standing there for 30 seconds realising no-one gives a cough who he is, he tries to push through the well flowing boarding pax and saying loudly excuse me, excuse me I'm Platinum, waving his boarding pass in the air, people still unfazed and continue boarding, eventually the poor Qantas guy scanned his BP so he would just shut up.
There was a well known Australian actor (from the House husbands show) on the same flight flying in J, he boarded via General boarding with the rest of us at least he has some humanity!