OK, this is how I see it playing out.
Very "soon" Red Roo will announce the chance for 12 AFFers to attend a 'soft opening' of the new LAX F lounge. Selection criteria will be the 12 submitting the most grovelling mea culpas for having slagged off at QF in the past 12 months (those who haven't done so at all unfortunately won't be eligible
). Winning entries will be published, along with images of the winners in sack cloth and ashes as they board the QF A380 for LAX (J).
On board all is forgiven, the champagne flows, AJ is on hand to personally thank the AFFers for such magnificent feedback which has made the airline much better. He announces the return of CD at LAX, full cooked breakfasts for J on all international routes, a reversion to the former compact web site, the return of XASAs bookable on the web site, doubling of the number of Award seats on all international routes, the abolition of the 'simpler and fairer' (TM) earn rates, the erasure of the word' enhancement' from the Shorter Qantas Dictionary, and peace in our time with BA and Cathay. Well, OK, I just made that last one up.
After a weekend of sponsored shopping in LA, we attend the new lounge, AJ cuts he ribbon, we all guzzle more champagne, pour ourselves on board the A380 for the return leg and fly QF happily ever after.
I'll stand by for RR's post & invitation. BTW Red Roo, I'm a XL for the sack cloth.