Sticky: Ask the Bogan

[medhead]

well a VB or a xx_X........................when not on Bourbon.

A VB has to be a green can. I tried asking for a yellow can in Darwin many years ago. They stared at me blankly until I said xx_X, yet could understand green can perfectly. Hence I formed the hypothesis that the bogan only drinks green cans and not xx_X - no yellow can.

Bundy I'm not sure about. But should I mentioned that I did market research many years ago on bundy, that included mixing my perfect bundy and coke from the raw ingredients.

 

[straitman]

A VB has to be a green can.

Shock horror but you can get VB in a yellow can also these days :!:

 

[TonyHancock]

I did market research many years ago on bundy, that included mixing my perfect bundy and coke from the raw ingredients.

Me too. 80ml Bundy and no coke!

 

[Reggie]

Bogans keep their wallets up there tshirt sleeve on the opposite side to their Winfield Blues. Helps with balance

 

[awilcockson]

Everyone knows a bogan keeps his wallet in his checked luggage

 

[Sprucegoose]

Me too. 80ml Bundy and no coke!

that would be overproof then eh????

 

[medhead]

Me too. 80ml Bundy and no coke!

That was a great day. I liked the blind taste testing of premixed products the best.

I mix my bundy. Only take Irish or single malt whiskey straight.

 

[harvyk]

Guys I think we need to get this back to the Q and A format... Otherwise it's simply slagging off a section of the travelling community...

 

[burrco]

Q. What sized rims should I get if I have put a VX Calais rear bodykit on my VX Berlina?

 

[LiamR]

Q: How long before your flight do you stand at the departure gate. Trying to be the first to get on?

30mins? 60mins?

 

[awilcockson]

Q: How long before your flight do you stand at the departure gate. Trying to be the first to get on?

30mins? 60mins?

A: They don't. They arrive at the gate just as boarding is being called, with 3 oversize carry on bags and an oversized fake Gucci handbag and head straight for the Business/First class boarding lane, and effect a surprised "I didn't know I was supposed to be in this line" expression if/when challenged.

 

[TonyHancock]

Q: How long before your flight do you stand at the departure gate. Trying to be the first to get on?

30mins? 60mins?

I resent that! As a QF WP I have to be at the gate 60 mins early to deal with the lack priority boarding!!

 

[LiamR]

A: They don't. They arrive at the gate just as boarding is being called, with 3 oversize carry on bags and an oversized fake Gucci handbag and head straight for the Business/First class boarding lane, and effect a surprised "I didn't know I was supposed to be in this line" expression if/when challenged.

Who do we classify the people that stand queuing at the boarding gate with 30+mins until boarding starts?

 

[BadgerBoi]

Who do we classify the people that stand queuing at the boarding gate with 30+mins until boarding starts?

You mean the gate-lice?

 

[LiamR]

You mean the gate-lice?

I didn't realise there was a technical term.

 

[BadgerBoi]

I didn't realise there was a technical term.

Oh yes, very well documented:
YouTube - ‪Gate Lice at PBI - Delta 757-300‬‏
and I understand that gate-lice are a sub-genus of the Kettles.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PV4cz7iD2Ig

 

[docjames]

Q. What sized rims should I get if I have put a VX Calais rear bodykit on my VX Berlina?

Firstly, you should buy some VE SS mags (they're mags, not rims) and find out they dont fit. Then modify them so they fit. Then apply the VE spoiler on the bootlid - note you'll need new holes, just cover the old holes with gaffer tape to stop water getting in the boot.

You'll also need to cut a hole in the bodykit for the oversized exhaust, but that messes the attachments so the bumper sags.

So really, it's quite complicated. The short answer is just buy 22"s.

 

[Misha]

The short answer is just buy 22"s.

but don't buy a spoiler. it has to be home made - preferably a different colour to your car (i'd personally go unpolished metal - but it's an individual thing) and the spoiler should put an A380 to shame... that thing has to make your car's nose rise about 30 cms

Question to Bogan:

Since you spend most of your day in a sedentary position (driving your Holden, watching sports on couch, at the footy) it is necessary to wear just tight, tight, tight, jeans? Are you afraid the rise in popularity with the skinny jeans amongst Gen Y is potentially making you cutting edge and stlyish? :shock::shock:

Is there a difference between the tracky dak Bogan and the skinny jean bogan? (I appreciate the stubby shorts are summer wear)... Is it like the bloods and the crips? Are you friendly or are there some major turf wars over the local Liquor Land?

 

[LiamR]

Just thought of a good one...

Why is your grandmother always dieing, or your are getting married tomorrow? It seems each time I see footage of someone who has missed their flight. Granny's funeral is the next day, or you are getting married. Is it just something bogans do?

And secondly, more of an request. Would you mind spending the $12 to check in a bag rather than taking half your life's possessions as carry on, stuffing them in row 2, and then walking back to seat 523.

 

[Vinny]

If the place is spelled coughET why do people raise their eyebrows when I mention the place?