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Am I the only one who has managed to work in office environments where colleagues are not all so conceited that you are concerned about your stuff from your computer, your stationary, your chair and whether you'll even have a desk to be able to sit at tomorrow?

(Being self-employed doesn't count.)
 
Am I the only one who has managed to work in office environments where colleagues are not all so conceited that you are concerned about your stuff from your computer, your stationary, your chair and whether you'll even have a desk to be able to sit at tomorrow?

(Being self-employed doesn't count.)

never had a problem at my previous job. Some days at this job I turn up to find used tissues and cold coffee at my desk. It's revolting.
 
Congrats to Carrie and her partner on news that she is expecting, QF WP, Bossreggie and I very much enjoyed her company in Dubai at the desert dinner last year. It's not often you meet a celebrity that has that special human touch, I could not think of a person that is more anti DKYWHIA.
 

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And on the other side,

At a job years back, every time one guy went away it became open season on his chair/stationery etc as he'd made such a fuss when he came back once and his chair was no where to be seen. He even resorted to getting an engraver tool to 'mark' his things.
I was just going to stick tape a note to my chair "Please don't touch" but thought against it.

I shouldn't have to go looking for my chair.
 
I have to label my things, otherwise thy disappear into the black hole that is my bosses office...

Mine is the black hole of the bosses kids. (6 & 5) that think BB's desk is their playground and source of all their hi-lighters and scissors etc. Keeping a lollie stash is a thing of the past.
 
And on the other side,

At a job years back, every time one guy went away it became open season on his chair/stationery etc as he'd made such a fuss when he came back once and his chair was no where to be seen. He even resorted to getting an engraver tool to 'mark' his things.

We must thank open cubicles and hot desking for this. Does the guy look like anything like this?

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Congrats to Carrie and her partner on news that she is expecting, QF WP, Bossreggie and I very much enjoyed her company in Dubai at the desert dinner last year. It's not often you meet a celebrity that has that special human touch, I could not think of a person that is more anti DKYWHIA.
And how is Bossreggie going over in Old Blighty, by the way?
 
I was just going to stick tape a note to my chair "Please don't touch" but thought against it.

I shouldn't have to go looking for my chair.
Really you wonder if you haven't accidentally been transported to an episode of "The Office" sometimes. And I agree, a note saying don't touch my stuff never works! Though it reminds me of a chap I worked with years ago who was paranoid about his stuff going walkabout - so some of the boys (it was the 70s so maybe after a long lunch) - superglued his stapler, hole punch, pen caddy etc to his desk. Stupid but 50 people in an open plan office absolutely & totally hysterical at the time. Even glued the phone & receiver. Ruined the desktop and all the office supplies, I thought the fellow was going to have apoplexy. I suspect it was only funny if you were not the butt of the joke.
 
Congrats to Carrie and her partner on news that she is expecting, QF WP, Bossreggie and I very much enjoyed her company in Dubai at the desert dinner last year. It's not often you meet a celebrity that has that special human touch, I could not think of a person that is more anti DKYWHIA.
Carrie who?
 
Alanslegal I am on my second Lexus 600hl. The thing it does not have is a camera to help me park inside the white lines of a parking spot. Mrscove has had that on her Lexus 450h for two of them.

Most people just use their eyes. :confused:
 
Really you wonder if you haven't accidentally been transported to an episode of "The Office" sometimes. And I agree, a note saying don't touch my stuff never works! Though it reminds me of a chap I worked with years ago who was paranoid about his stuff going walkabout - so some of the boys (it was the 70s so maybe after a long lunch) - superglued his stapler, hole punch, pen caddy etc to his desk. Stupid but 50 people in an open plan office absolutely & totally hysterical at the time. Even glued the phone & receiver. Ruined the desktop and all the office supplies, I thought the fellow was going to have apoplexy. I suspect it was only funny if you were not the butt of the joke.

Also probably depends on what happened thereafter with the bloke, e.g. did he return with a gun and walk out of the office with an empty magazine?

Hey, we did say the 70s, right?


Once again, I must be really lucky as there doesn't appear to be anyone so careless or conceited with respect to office supplies. I could leave a stapler, a pen, a pad of sticky notes, a box of tissues, my chair, my mug and what not on my desk and I know it will be back there. Sure, someone might have used a staple, a written with my pen, or taken a couple of tissues, or a couple of sticky notes....usually a note has been left to that effect, or at least it has been returned there.

That said, there seems to be a reinforcement of what I see is mainly an Australian or Western office behavioral theme, which is the person who is caste to appear as the idiot or outlier shall be subject to the harassment or contempt of the rest of the group. Whilst that person could be the bona fide idiot or jerk as it were who only a mother could love, it could also just be the tall poppy who really might not have done anything wrong, but otherwise goes against the grain of the rest of the group. Which presents an interesting ethical dilemma between maintaining one's morals/ethics/standards versus getting even.
 
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Someone at our office opened an Australia Post attachment so that introduced the Crypto virus. Fortunately we backed up 11 minutes before this event and Thursday is not a work day for me. All resolved now.

Obviously it was not an email from Australia Post after all. It is important to keep a keen eye out for phishing scams.
 
I thought the fellow was going to have apoplexy. I suspect it was only funny if you were not the butt of the joke.
Is it really funny though?

Some people have no respect for others and their property.
 
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