The totally off-topic thread

[cabbage74]

I once reversed a car to read the sign I passed on exiting a carpark.
The sign read.

Do Not Reverse, Severe Tire Damage

Lucky I hadn't quite made it over those dang spikes.

 

[sully]

Are you a Yank or prone to bouts of exhaustion?

 

[NM]

Are you a Yank or prone to bouts of exhaustion?

Suffering from having all ones horses removed (ex-horse-tion)

 

[tuapekastar]

My favourite road signs were the ones that read "Wake Up! Drowsy Drivers Die!" Fairly pointless 'cos if you're asleep at the wheel you're not going to read them. Perhaps a guy with a megaphone shouting the message...???

 

[JohnK]

Hmm...

I still have nothing off-topic to mention. :shock:

 

[sully]

Were fart lighters the original deliberate flamers?

 

[JohnK]

Since there was no great discord to this suggestion (well apart from BlacKnox), let is happen....but perhaps we should have a side pot on who posts the greatest number of posts on this topic - my money would be on JohnK :twisted:

arrrgghhhhh <sound of head exploding>

I think you've already won the side bet.

Not if I continue to post on this thread.

Who keeps a count anyway. :roll:

 

[serfty]

Were fart lighters the original deliberate flamers?

Nah, they got quite weary rubbing their fire sticks together! :shock:

 

[Kiwi Flyer]

Not if I continue to post on this thread.

Very sneaky :roll:

 

[JohnK]

I am getting a broadband connection and learning how to post oneliners.

Noooooooo, just think what that would do to the post counts and predictions if JohnK could post 4 or more times more efficiently. :shock:

Has admin been warned about the impending load to their server?

Just need to keep practising my one line responses.

 

[JohnK]

Not if I continue to post on this thread.

Very sneaky :roll:

By the way 7 posts on the 25,000th post thread so far.

LW 2 posts, KF 2 posts and JK 1 post.

We'll see who has the highest post count in that thread.

 

[Kiwi Flyer]

25,000 posts has become a topic in this thread and is therefore OT and not OT. Therefore should be discussed in the 25,000 post thread where it will be OT and not OT.

 

[JohnK]

Darn laptop won't post to the correct thread. :?

 

[Kiwi Flyer]

sure :roll:

 

[JohnK]

Would I tell a lie. :shock:

 

[Kiwi Flyer]

I dont know - how long is your nose?

 

[JohnK]

If I tell you and it's a lie :?

 

[Kiwi Flyer]

then better make sure you're not too close to the monitor

 

[JohnK]

I've done allright so far.

 

[MetroAir]

Mrs MA and I went to see Brokeback Mountain today.

Beautiful photography, very good acting, interesting story.