The totally off-topic thread

[JohnK]

This should be the 600th post of this thread. :shock:

Wrong 601st post.

 

[Kiwi Flyer]

That was my thoughts as well - F16 didnt need much runway to take off (and did so rather steeply). I didnt get to see said poultry as the A380 used the other runway (yes in the opposite direction to the F16) but safely say it took rather more time and distance to lift off.

 

[Kiwi Flyer]

Yeah right - only ever happens to you, repeatedly.

Anyway enough of this, starting to become a topic and we cant have that can we?

At asian aerospace there was an F16 warming up at one end of the runway while A380 taxiied towards the other end ready for takeoff. If they played chicken what do you think the outcome would be?

Lets see, 16 goes into 380 exactly 24 times (for small values of 16), so I expect we could collect two dozen eggs afterwards.

Of course you're assuming the chickens are metric chickens. What happens if they're imperial ones?

 

[NM]

Of course you're assuming the chickens are metric chickens. What happens if they're imperial ones?

Not at all. Doesn't matter whether metric or imperial chickens since its the eggs that matter - they always come first.

 

[Kiwi Flyer]

Of course you're assuming the chickens are metric chickens. What happens if they're imperial ones?

Not at all. Doesn't matter whether metric or imperial chickens since its the eggs that matter - they always come first.

You collected the eggs afterwards so clearly the chickens came first :wink:

 

[JohnK]

Of course you're assuming the chickens are metric chickens. What happens if they're imperial ones?

Not at all. Doesn't matter whether metric or imperial chickens since its the eggs that matter - they always come first.

You collected the eggs afterwards so clearly the chickens came first :wink:

You can rest assured that it is one or the other.

 

[Kiwi Flyer]

Maybe the chicken needs the rest after that effort?

 

[NM]

You collected the eggs afterwards so clearly the chickens came first :wink:

You are clearly assuming ascending chronology which cannot be proven, so perhaps the aircraft were travelling at eggzactly 88 miles per hour when they collided, thus breaking the space/time continuum and hence the eggs came first 8) .

The reason the A380 is so large is to fit the flux capacitor needed to generate the energy required for time travel.

 

[JohnK]

That is it Wierd Wednesday is over for me. I can't refresh quickly enough. :?

 

[NM]

That is it Wierd Wednesday is over for me. I can't refresh quickly enough. :?

Time to get that broadband service installed!

 

[JohnK]

That is it Wierd Wednesday is over for me. I can't refresh quickly enough. :?

Time to get that broadband service installed!

Noooo. Then I will be barred from AFF for posting 4 times the normal rate.

 

[MetroAir]

Missed it again :cry:

Damn constitutional law!!!!

 

[straitman]

Missed it again :cry:

Damn constitutional law!!!!

and it's a bugger playing catchup :!: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

 

[NM]

and it's a bugger playing catchup :!: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Twas hard enough keeping up while it was happening .

 

[straitman]

and it's a bugger playing catchup :!: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Twas hard enough keeping up while it was happening .

Maybe it was good one to miss .........again :!:

I wasn't even home from work when you were all playing this game. 8) :shock: :roll: :wink: :cry:

 

[oz_mark]

Missed it again :cry:

Damn constitutional law!!!!

Looks like I left the scene of the crime just before it happened.

 

[JohnK]

I just think its hillarious that this thread is now on the 23rd page.

and with not a lot of anything really discussed...

Isn't that like the Seinfeld show.

 

[Guest]

I feel its my duty to have at least one useless post in this thread.

 

[Kiwi Flyer]

and it's a bugger playing catchup :!: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Twas hard enough keeping up while it was happening .

Maybe it was good one to miss .........again :!:

I wasn't even home from work when you were all playing this game. 8) :shock: :roll: :wink: :cry:

Game? This was serious stuff!

 

[NM]

Maybe it was good one to miss .........again :!:

I wasn't even home from work when you were all playing this game. 8) :shock: :roll: :wink: :cry:

Game? This was serious stuff!

Eggzactly!

Ying tong yiddle i po. Keep up lad.