The totally off-topic thread

[serfty]

Can somebody please confirm this email?

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A first for Melbourne and a first for Krispy Kreme! 10,000 doughnuts will be given away in the heart of Melbourne's CBD this Thursday 2 March from 10.30am.

I wonder how may plane loads of doughnut carrying passengers it will take to get 10,000 KK's from Sydney to Melbourne? I hope they use domestic flights as the customs agents at the international terminal may not be very impressed.

Dunno about customs, but this email has been doing the rounds here.

Some of the office ladies/girls are forming a posse and considering other strategies as well in order to optimize their KK experience.

 

[JohnK]

No more bets please.......

I've enough J amenity Kits 8)

Sa 25th March, 11:55am (AEDST)

:wink:

Nore more bets please.......

 

[Kiwi Flyer]

No more bets please.......

I've enough J amenity Kits 8)

Sa 25th March, 11:55am (AEDST)

:wink:

Nore more bets please.......

Please stop doing this (posting reply in another thread) :evil: :evil: :evil:

Makes it !@#$ hard to follow.

 

[serfty]

... Please stop doing this (posting reply in another thread) :evil: :evil: :evil:

Makes it !@#$ hard to follow.

Mebbee that was Lindsays raison d'être for this thread :?:

 

[oz_mark]

No more bets please.......

I've enough J amenity Kits 8)

Sa 25th March, 11:55am (AEDST)

:wink:

Nore more bets please.......

Please stop doing this (posting reply in another thread) :evil: :evil: :evil:

Makes it !@#$ hard to follow.

Ain't that the truth.

 

[Kiwi Flyer]

... Please stop doing this (posting reply in another thread) :evil: :evil: :evil:

Makes it !@#$ hard to follow.

Mebbee that was Lindsays raison d'être for this thread :?:

Plenty of other ways to make something hard to follow. Eg a Cessna behind an F16, or Lindsay could try to justify the rationale for superannuation policy and taxation in Australia, or NM on a unifying theory that explains why dark suckers, buses, mining towns and metric time mean we must spell beer "xx_x", etc.

 

[serfty]

... Plenty of other ways to make something hard to follow. Eg a Cessna behind an F16, or Lindsay could try to justify the rationale for superannuation policy and taxation in Australia, or NM on a unifying theory that explains why dark suckers, buses, mining towns and metric time mean we must spell beer "xx_x", etc.

I guess it's just about B••R O'clock in TLOTLWC now ...

 

[NM]

Plenty of other ways to make something hard to follow. Eg a Cessna behind an F16, or Lindsay could try to justify the rationale for superannuation policy and taxation in Australia, or NM on a unifying theory that explains why dark suckers, buses, mining towns and metric time mean we must spell beer "xx_x", etc.

Its much simpler than that ... Queenslanders can't spell "beer".

 

[Kiwi Flyer]

So there is no unifying theory of everything then?

 

[Kiwi Flyer]

... Plenty of other ways to make something hard to follow. Eg a Cessna behind an F16, or Lindsay could try to justify the rationale for superannuation policy and taxation in Australia, or NM on a unifying theory that explains why dark suckers, buses, mining towns and metric time mean we must spell beer "xx_x", etc.

I guess it's just about B••R O'clock in TLOTLWC now ...

Why do you say that?

 

[NM]

So there is no unifying theory of everything then?

The only other theory about xx_X is that during the 150 years of conservatism imposed by Sir Joe's reign, Castlemaine Perkins were forbidden from printing Pi$$ on cans.

 

[serfty]

... Why do you say that?

I am noting your posts are becoming more lucid. Besides, 'tis nearly 7:30pm in AKL as I post. :wink:

 

[serfty]

So there is no unifying theory of everything then?

Maybe NM's xx_x theories are uniting as we post. :shock:

 

[JohnK]

No more bets please.......

I've enough J amenity Kits 8)

Sa 25th March, 11:55am (AEDST)

:wink:

Nore more bets please.......

Please stop doing this (posting reply in another thread) :evil: :evil: :evil:

Makes it !@#$ hard to follow.

Wouldn't have a clue how it got here. :roll:

 

[Kiwi Flyer]

Wouldn't have a clue how it got here. :roll:

You put it here.

 

[JohnK]

Wouldn't have a clue how it got here. :roll:

You put it here.

Or the forum software got the posting wires crossed. :roll:

 

[Kiwi Flyer]

Yeah right - only ever happens to you, repeatedly.

Anyway enough of this, starting to become a topic and we cant have that can we?

At asian aerospace there was an F16 warming up at one end of the runway while A380 taxiied towards the other end ready for takeoff. If they played chicken what do you think the outcome would be?

 

[JohnK]

Yeah right - only ever happens to you, repeatedly.

It has happened to you as well. :wink: A few times.

 

[serfty]

... At asian aerospace there was an F16 warming up at one end of the runway while A380 taxiied towards the other end ready for takeoff. If they played chicken what do you think the outcome would be?

Using the informion I assimilated here, I calculate that if they both commenced their takeoff roll at the same time, the F16 would be airborne and away before the A380 had travelled 150 metres.

So they will miss each other and the chicken contest would lay an egg!

 

[NM]

Yeah right - only ever happens to you, repeatedly.

Anyway enough of this, starting to become a topic and we cant have that can we?

At asian aerospace there was an F16 warming up at one end of the runway while A380 taxiied towards the other end ready for takeoff. If they played chicken what do you think the outcome would be?

Lets see, 16 goes into 380 exactly 24 times (for small values of 16), so I expect we could collect two dozen eggs afterwards.