The totally off-topic thread

[JohnK]

Now a dilemma when to start a straitman's 1,000th post?? (No) Prize up for grabs thread.

<Ducks while quickly walking out the door>

quack :!:

or...

Should that be Cluck Cluck,

OK, so I am a chicken who pretends to be a duck.

Quack! Quack! Quack!

I need to be really really careful who's feathers I ruffle.

 

[serfty]

... OK, so I am a chicken who pretends to be a duck.

Quack! Quack! Quack!

I need to be really really careful who's feathers I ruffle.

Wouldn't that be more like Qluck, Qluck, Qluck.

Dodges flying feathers while heading for some much needed shuteye....

 

[JohnK]

... OK, so I am a chicken who pretends to be a duck.

Quack! Quack! Quack!

I need to be really really careful who's feathers I ruffle.

Wouldn't that be more like Qluck, Qluck, Qluck.

Dodges flying feathers while heading for some much needed shuteye....

Cheeky! More like cluack, cluack, cluack, cluack, cluack!

 

[MetroAir]

... OK, so I am a chicken who pretends to be a duck.

Quack! Quack! Quack!

I need to be really really careful who's feathers I ruffle.

Wouldn't that be more like Qluck, Qluck, Qluck.

Dodges flying feathers while heading for some much needed shuteye....

Cheeky! More like cluack, cluack, cluack, cluack, cluack!

Mooo

 

[oz_mark]

It has often felt as though I was on Old Macdonalds Farm while in here, and now that all the ducks and cows have come out, I know it is.

 

[JohnK]

... OK, so I am a chicken who pretends to be a duck.

Quack! Quack! Quack!

I need to be really really careful who's feathers I ruffle.

Wouldn't that be more like Qluck, Qluck, Qluck.

Dodges flying feathers while heading for some much needed shuteye....

Cheeky! More like cluack, cluack, cluack, cluack, cluack!

Mooo

Oink

 

[JohnK]

Is there a prize for the side pot of guessing the most number of posts on this thread?

What have you got to offer as the pot?

I may be naive but not stupid...

Well not today anyway.

 

[oz_mark]

Is there a prize for the side pot of guessing the most number of posts on this thread?

What have you got to offer as the pot?

I may be naive but not stupid...

Well not today anyway.

Now, how did this reply end up on this thread??

 

[JohnK]

Is there a prize for the side pot of guessing the most number of posts on this thread?

What have you got to offer as the pot?

I may be naive but not stupid...

Well not today anyway.

Now, how did this reply end up on this thread??

It must be the forum software as I am sure I replied in the right thread.

 

[oz_mark]

Is there a prize for the side pot of guessing the most number of posts on this thread?

What have you got to offer as the pot?

I may be naive but not stupid...

Well not today anyway.

Now, how did this reply end up on this thread??

It must be the forum software as I am sure I replied in the right thread.

Must be a glitch. I think you'd be going some to be able to reply to a message and have your reply appear in a different thread. Bizarre.

 

[JohnK]

Is there a prize for the side pot of guessing the most number of posts on this thread?

What have you got to offer as the pot?

I may be naive but not stupid...

Well not today anyway.

Now, how did this reply end up on this thread??

It must be the forum software as I am sure I replied in the right thread.

Must be a glitch. I think you'd be going some to be able to reply to a message and have your reply appear in a different thread. Bizarre.

Software glitch. :wink: Only God knows how many temporary ones I have put into programs. :shock:

 

[oz_mark]

Software glitch. :wink: Only God knows how many temporary ones I have put into programs. :shock:

I have no idea what you are talking about :shock: Oh, the stories I could tell......

 

[JohnK]

Software glitch. :wink: Only God knows how many temporary ones I have put into programs. :shock:

I have no idea what you are talking about :shock: Oh, the stories I could tell......

Surely you have heard of TSF's. :?:

Transient System Failure. :shock:

 

[oz_mark]

Software glitch. :wink: Only God knows how many temporary ones I have put into programs. :shock:

I have no idea what you are talking about :shock: Oh, the stories I could tell......

Surely you have heard of TSF's. :?:

Transient System Failure. :shock:

As long as you are not writing the control systems for aircraft I fly in, I will feel a bit safe

 

[JohnK]

Software glitch. :wink: Only God knows how many temporary ones I have put into programs. :shock:

I have no idea what you are talking about :shock: Oh, the stories I could tell......

Surely you have heard of TSF's. :?:

Transient System Failure. :shock:

As long as you are not writing the control systems for aircraft I fly in, I will feel a bit safe

I hope you know I am only joking..... But then again may be i am not. :?

 

[oz_mark]

I hope you know I am only joking..... But then again may be i am not. :?

All I know is what I have put in the odd system here and there, that may or may not have been migrated to production systems.

 

[JohnK]

I hope you know I am only joking..... But then again may be i am not. :?

All I know is what I have put in the odd system here and there, that may or may not have been migrated to production systems.

Is that all I have been known to bring production systems to a halt. :shock:

But I live everyday knowing that the good I have created by far outweighs the bad.

 

[JohnK]

I hope you know I am only joking..... But then again may be i am not. :?

All I know is what I have put in the odd system here and there, that may or may not have been migrated to production systems.

Is that all I have been known to bring production systems to a halt. :shock:

But I live everyday knowing that the good I have created far outweighs the bad.

 

[oz_mark]

I hope you know I am only joking..... But then again may be i am not. :?

All I know is what I have put in the odd system here and there, that may or may not have been migrated to production systems.

Is that all I have been known to bring production systems to a halt. :shock:

I may have done the same. I refuse to say.

 

[JohnK]

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