The totally off-topic thread

[Denali]

*sigh* An American friend of a friend asks..... and they think their naz_ red caps will make them "Great Again".

 

[Denali]

Opps, Barnaby has his mistress's panties in a twist because the PM says bosses are no longer allowed to bonk the staff (or at least, dont get her knocked up/caught doing it).

Barnaby Joyce: Nationals leader slams ‘inept’ Prime Minister Malcom Turnbull
BARNABY Joyce has ended speculation that he would resign and directly responded to Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull’s comments in a scathing press conference this morning, describing Mr Turnbull as “inept and “hurtful”.

 

[cove]

Denali now you have us all thinking about bonking.
Barnaby will be very lucky if he can get re-elected at the next election. Looks like he cannot afford to resign now that he will be splitting up his superannuation and other assets.

 

[Denali]

It was not my intention for anyone to be thinking about Barnaby bonking.

 

[cove]

Barnaby Joyce The Musical? Tim Minchin where are you?

 

[Pushka]

Denali now you have us all thinking about bonking.
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WOT? Funniest line ever. Denali, get off the Internet please.

Actually, this morning after another failed Panda cub this week, there was the suggestion on radio today that.....

 

[Denali]

What do you mean failed Panda cub? As in no action or miscarriage?

And Pandas are not randy buggers at all, which is why all the baby Panda's at Chendgu are AMAZING.

Got a photo somewhere of me holding a baby panda

 

[straitman]

How do you get a customer to walk out?

Refuse to serve them.

I went to a local Bunnings to purchase some items for my impending renovations. Couple of large boxes that are awkward at the best of times. Got to the registers but none open.

Was directed towards the information desk where one person was struggling with number of customers waiting. Waited a few minutes and was then directed towards the trade desk a long way away.

Not happening, I put my prospective purchases on the counter and walked. No attempt to get more staff or even open a register.

Was that Bunnings in Warragul? It certainly sounds like their level of service.

 

[Pushka]

What do you mean failed Panda cub? As in no action or miscarriage?

And Pandas are not randy buggers at all, which is why all the baby Panda's at Chendgu are AMAZING.

Got a photo somewhere of me holding a baby panda

Actually both I understand. No action = AI. They cant tell if pregnant until almost due to give birth, and they also have phantom pregnancies.

 

[Hvr]

Was that Bunnings in Warragul? It certainly sounds like their level of service.

No, way too far for me to travel.

 

[Denali]

If a friend started screaming about how her son and his girlfriend are, and I quote, "giving me a baby boy!", would you put her in the crazy grandma box?

I think she needs to be careful as she might damage future relationship with babys mum by being so grabby - but thats me. Am I wrong?

 

[Denali]

Actually both I understand. No action = AI. They cant tell if pregnant until almost due to give birth, and they also have phantom pregnancies.

Maybe its the Adelaide vibe and Panda should move to Canberra.

 

[JohnK]

Well I hope it wasnt the 1956 Vintage
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That obsession is almost as bad as pokies.

 

[Quickstatus]

And the fact that the products weren’t that good

I was holding back on that - never kick someone when they are down.

 

[Quickstatus]

Such cynicism.

Not the first time it’s going to be his when it’s not his (irrespective of who tangoed)

 

[Quickstatus]

How do you get a customer to walk out?

Refuse to serve them.

I went to a local Bunnings to purchase some items for my impending renovations. Couple of large boxes that are awkward at the best of times. Got to the registers but none open.

Was directed towards the information desk where one person was struggling with number of customers waiting. Waited a few minutes and was then directed towards the trade desk a long way away.

Not happening, I put my prospective purchases on the counter and walked. No attempt to get more staff or even open a register.

I’ve noticed too the service has declined in recent year(s)

 

[Quickstatus]

Nope, row wayyy up the back.

Actually quite smart - don’t create expectations

 

[Quickstatus]

But...the parents were active in keeping them amused and quiet so as not to disturb other passengers. That’s the difference as it seems in the article mother took very little action.

Or maybe the parents were involved with their kids because that’s what they do usually. Peace in J perhaps secondary but I’m sure appreciated and noticed

 

[Quickstatus]

Is something broken with the new post alerts?

Yeah I’ve never had this many (30) without an email

 

[Quickstatus]

Barnaby Joyce The Musical? Tim Minchin where are you?

A book first?