What cheeses me off

[Guvner]

Driving up the Hume from Melbourne towards Wangaratta and two morons in convoy sitting right on my tail. Both with the big tradie Ford Neanderthals or whatever they are called, both with ski boats on trailers. I was in the right lane doing 110km/h sitting behind someone else, so couldn't accelerate and couldn't merge left due to traffic. Sat right on my tail, flashing headlights and weaving left to right. Wet conditions, loaded trailers... 110km/h, complete and utter disregard for anyone's safety. When I pulled left they both gave me the death stare and the finger as they passed by. Brain dead cretins.

 

[Forg]

Driving up the Hume from Melbourne towards Wangaratta and two morons in convoy sitting right on my tail. Both with the big tradie Ford Neanderthals or whatever they are called, both with ski boats on trailers. I was in the right lane doing 110km/h sitting behind someone else, so couldn't accelerate and couldn't merge left due to traffic. Sat right on my tail, flashing headlights and weaving left to right. Wet conditions, loaded trailers... 110km/h, complete and utter disregard for anyone's safety. When I pulled left they both gave me the death stare and the finger as they passed by. Brain dead cretins.

Ford does a personality test before selling a Ranga to anyone, these people met Ford’s criteria.

 

[JessicaTam]

Driving up the Hume from Melbourne towards Wangaratta and two morons in convoy sitting right on my tail. Both with the big tradie Ford Neanderthals or whatever they are called, both with ski boats on trailers. I was in the right lane doing 110km/h sitting behind someone else, so couldn't accelerate and couldn't merge left due to traffic. Sat right on my tail, flashing headlights and weaving left to right. Wet conditions, loaded trailers... 110km/h, complete and utter disregard for anyone's safety. When I pulled left they both gave me the death stare and the finger as they passed by. Brain dead cretins.

I drive an unmarked car. When someone decides to get too close for too long a quick flick of the red and blues works wonders.

 

[MARTINE]

I drive an unmarked car. When someone decides to get too close for too long a quick flick of the red and blues works wonders.

I wish I could do that!

 

[TheRealTMA]

Driving up the Hume from Melbourne towards Wangaratta and two morons in convoy sitting right on my tail. Both with the big tradie Ford Neanderthals or whatever they are called, both with ski boats on trailers. I was in the right lane doing 110km/h sitting behind someone else, so couldn't accelerate and couldn't merge left due to traffic. Sat right on my tail, flashing headlights and weaving left to right. Wet conditions, loaded trailers... 110km/h, complete and utter disregard for anyone's safety. When I pulled left they both gave me the death stare and the finger as they passed by. Brain dead cretins.

Darwin prize people drive like that.

Maybe they wanted to be resurrected early?

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I drive an unmarked car. When someone decides to get too close for too long a quick flick of the red and blues works wonders.

Can we all get some please?

 

[JohnK]

I wish I could do that!

You can but I'm not sure it would be legal?

 

[Vic]

Maybe reset the camera? Maybe remove the wifi connection from the phone and reset and reconnect?

I'm sure you mean well... thanks for trying to help

My least sarcastic reply is : Gee I never thought of that...

 

[Forg]

I wish I could do that!

Do half of it (the bit with driving around in a car without police markings), but do it twice as often - for the same effect!

 

[Scarlett]

…taxi touts at airports who won’t take no for an answer. One idiot even started following me in his car explaining how he was cheaper whilst I walked on.

 

[drron]

Back when I first moved to the Sunshine Coast I would drive from caloundra to Nambour hospital. We bought a silver Ford cougar. When I did that the respect I got was amazing. Nambour's unmarked police car was a silver Ford cougar.

 

[Flyfrequently]

We both escaped it for 2.5 years and then developed it overseas. Kind of confirms why borders needed to close.

Ditto @Pushka , 8 travelled for a 40th birthday last July, all fully vaxxed - 2 days after the celebration, one by one we went down....said "we'll laugh about this one day!"
The only good thing was, none of us were particularly crook.
12 year old was ticked off as she was asymptomatic but "in jail" (her words)

 

[Cruiser Elite]

……………… is going 3 years and not contracting Covid and 1 trip of 7 days to China I return home on Sun Apr 2 and return a positive Covid RAT test Thu morn Apr 6 and I had had 5 shots

……………… is the never ending profanities emanating from the Ettes mouth after I passed my Covid onto her - she had also avoided it for > 3yrs - and here is me thinking sharing is caring

 

[Scarlett]

…this penishead scrolling through some rubbish at full volume at resort breakfast. Probably TikTok videos.
Sounds French.



Didn’t have to say anything just tapped him on the shoulder and shrugged whilst pointing at his phone. Now peaceful.

Edit: ohh. Might be in trouble now. Resort owner/manager has joined him for coffee.

 

[Pushka]

When booking hotels and the pictures of the room show pictures of cushions and flower displays.

 

[Vic]

When booking hotels and the pictures of the room show pictures of cushions and flower displays.

A variation of this when looking at hotels in Paris. Pictures show bedding - sheets and such. Description says bedding not included.

 

[Hvr]

A variation of this when looking at hotels in Paris. Pictures show bedding - sheets and such. Description says bedding not included.

So, are they short sheeting potential customers?

 

[serfty]

So, are they short sheeting potential customers?

Well, they don't mean to give you the sheets ...

 

[Guvner]

When booking hotels and the pictures of the room show pictures of cushions and flower displays

Was looking at an AirBnB listing last week. The first four pictures were a lamp, a fruit bowl, a doormat and a window.
They had me at the fruit bowl.

 

[kangarooflyer88]

Driving up the Hume from Melbourne towards Wangaratta and two morons in convoy sitting right on my tail. Both with the big tradie Ford Neanderthals or whatever they are called, both with ski boats on trailers. I was in the right lane doing 110km/h sitting behind someone else, so couldn't accelerate and couldn't merge left due to traffic. Sat right on my tail, flashing headlights and weaving left to right.

Presumably though you could go faster than 110km/h I mean it's not like they have speed cameras on Australian motorways since that's unconstitutional.

Darwin prize people drive like that.

Maybe they wanted to be resurrected early?

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Can we all get some please?

The problem with the Darwin prize is it is poorly advertised. One would think that winning the award would give you a one-way ticket in business to Darwin, but sadly it doesn't!
-RooFlyer88

 

[Flyfrequently]

When booking hotels and the pictures of the room show pictures of cushions and flower displays.

And bathroom amenities!