Win a Qantas Trinket celebrating the QF/EK partnership

[JohnM]

Ok, ok, Lindsay, maaate*, so FlightTrack does show there really is a PER and we flew over it on the way here. Now, just forget it or you'll be in a middle seat in Y on the way home! (*see above).

 

[Austff]

This bash was a great idea Alan ,here's a list of everybody that has now forgiven you for the grounding .

 

[TonyHancock]

"Alan can you do me a favour? I bought this great new alarm clock at the mall and I reckon you'll probably get it back home easier than I can."

 

[Alanslegal]

"Alan, here's what the Emirates Board failed to show you during your merger discussions, the repair bill from flight 407"

 

[JohnM]

Alan, maaate*, this app shows there won't be any surf on the west coast next Friday. Damn it, you know what that means - JohnM will be on AFF making a pest of himself putting words in our mouths! (*you know what this means).

 

[casanovawa]

"Alan maaate*, see this is the old Qantas route map, and here it is now... That's right, it is looking pretty sh*thouse by comparison!" (*)

 

[TonyHancock]

"Alan, here you go, look at the photo, I said you were a dead ringer for Tintin with that hairstyle"

 

[kamchatsky]

Alan, this is how you register to be part of AFF. Everyone here is very eager to talk to you directly on status runs, ASAs, F lounge food, and etc.

 

[JohnM]

Hey, Alan, maaate*, for your seat on QF2, I'll trade you a complimentary membership of this place called AFF where there are LOTS of helpful CEO advice-giving people who really know how to run an airline. (*now common knowledge).

 

[SYDNEYAIRPORTRIPOFF]

" Alan it's the Emirates CEO on the phone, he saying Qantas can have the Sydney to Pyongyang route"

 

[deka2]

“Alan this is our site that we’re going to run the competition on to give away the silver trinket you kindly gave us.
It was very generous of you to include two return F tickets SYD-LHR in the box.
We're not going to tell anyone about them.
I can just see the surprise on the face of the winner when they open it”

 

[medhead]

And this is a chemtrail from QF63....

 

[opusman]

"Told you the seat recline thread was long"

 

[cmon0005]

My Entry:

"AJ Look at my International Roaming Bill whilst in DXB its enormous! any chance QF could pay this for me?"

 

[vbap]

Oh, Alan, this is the QANTAS Media Release detailing how your remuneration package has been 'enhanced'....

 

[JohnM]

Alan, maaate*, whaddya mean all you can see is sparkling bright yellow in this nice picture I took in the PER QClub?

 

[anat0l]

"Alright Alan, as you can see, we've set your Private Messaging mailbox to hold up to 5,000 messages. I think you can expect that to last you three days. Would you like us to set up instant notifications on your phone?"

 

[JohnM]

See Lindsay, maaate*, I told you RedRoo would be on AFF whinging as soon as we enhanced the job description!

 

[JohnM]

Lindsay, the west coast surf report looks good for Saturday. Maaate*, that'll get rid of that pest JohnM for a while - he's always trying to put ridiculous words in my mouth when all I'm asking you is how to get in at T-80 to select my seat home! That damned Bossreggie has grabbed 1A. He seems to have a couple of slippery mates here; just wait until I find out who they are - they'll soon be in Y middle seats!

 

[JohnM]

Geez, Lindsay, maaate*, whaddya mean I'm in the last row PER-ZNE because every PAX is WP or WP1?