Win a Qantas Trinket celebrating the QF/EK partnership

[Hvr]

Ok this is where we post out flights for the month, as you can see JohnK flies from either BNE or OOL to SYD on a Friday night. How long can you delay his flights? Any excuse is fine but using weather is passe. Alternatively, move him to the next flight in the last row, middle seat and run out of snacks before you get there.

 

[Pushka]

What do you mean, there's no dislike button?

 

[Storyteller]

"Yep, we AFFers are good value for Qantas. And this is the pic I was telling you about of you having a great time at another QF event with a few AFF members, at the fabulous P1 Launch party ."

 

[ChrisFlyer]

LW: "So Alan, this is THE spreadsheet that you've been reading so much about on AFF... "
(AJ gets his hands close to the phone - ready to snatch...)
LW: "As you can see, we naturally haven't found any decent QF or oneworld status runs (tries to keep a straight face), but if you're interested in quickly earning VA Platinum..."

 

[rakeman]

"These are my photos of my flight to London with BA last week, apparently their new Singapore lounge just opened."

 

[Mal]

See, No ads! You should also upgrade your membership of AFF to Gold, AJ!

 

[FrustratedQP]

See, I told you priority boarding is a Platinum benefit.

 

[JohnM]

Lindsay, maaate*, you'll just love this! See, we're not retiring that last B734 after all. It's going to be doing a daily one-way PER to the new FNJ** hub. We'll beat gratitude into those PER people if it's the last thing we do!

- And the cruel, hollow laughter of CEO and ModMaaate shattered the calm desert air -and Markis10's strangely empty champagne glass.

(**Acknowledgement to SYDNEYAIRPORTRIPOFF).

 

[gazzman]

"Eveready sent me this, think Boeing will run with it?"

 

[medhead]

See I told you I saw oil dripping from the engine.

 

[flyingfan]

"Sorry Alan, but I really can't help you get access to the status runs spreadsheet..."

 

[JohnK]

"Look how lounges are overcrowded as a result of all these double SCs offers...."

 

[EmilyHoward]

AJ " Are you serious Lindsay? This is the new EK economy food tray?

EH

 

[mella2007]

Are you sure you want to choose your username as Feper?

 

[Greggsy]

"Here are the odds on JohnM making 20+ plus entries into the bloody trinket competition, I'll put you down for a cheeky $100"

 

[jukebox333]

Alan - it's Dubai, FFS! Short sleeves and plaid ~ not solids and French cuffs... we can order you a couple online at The Gap. Here - pick a couple of colours...

 

[Happy Trails]

Yes, I know you thought you were booking business class, but if you look closely it says here "Your flight from Dubai to Sydney will be in Economy" .

 

[tehuringa]

"Don't be alarmed Alan but the reflection of the bald bloke in the black shirt in my phone.....I think he's eyeing a takeover"

 

[JohnM]

Lindsay, maaate*, I know that you, PrincessFiona and Markis10 are into this sort of stuff in a big, big way but don't argue - if you look at this close-up photo of me, you'll see that the winner will definitely have to get their body-piercer to order in the super-gauge piercing needle to install that trinket properly.

 

[Hvr]

That's your user name? :-| Are you fair dinkum? That explains a lot (insert name)